Waterville's BEST Hotel? This Grand Hotel Will SHOCK You!
Okay, buckle up, Buttercup, because we're diving headfirst into the shimmering, potentially shocking, world of Waterville's… best hotel? Let's see if the hype lives up to the expectation, shall we? This is gonna be less a polished review and more a manic unpacking of my stay, imperfections and all. Let's do this, starting… NOW!
Waterville's BEST Hotel? This Grand Hotel Will SHOCK You! (Or Maybe Not, But Let's Find Out!)
First things first: Accessibility is crucial. Let's be honest, in this day and age, it's a must, not a "nice-to-have." So, I'm thrilled (and relieved!) to report the hotel claims to be wheelchair accessible. We’ll get into the nitty-gritty later, but at a glance, having Facilities for disabled guests listed is a big point in its favor. I'll dive deeper into the actual execution when we get to the how part. Accessibility is a thing, and it needs to be present.
Rooms – My Sanctum, My Battlefield:
Okay, let’s talk rooms. The basics: Air conditioning? Check. Free Wi-Fi? Double-check! They shout about it ( Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!), because let’s face it, it's the modern-day oxygen. Gotta stay connected, right? And thank GOD, no internet fees. They go from Internet access, Internet access – wireless, Internet access – LAN and just keep going. I would never understand, what is LAN anyway? But hey, Air conditioning is a must, and I'll give the Blackout curtains a shoutout too – crucial for sleeping off that jet lag! Oh, and the Complimentary tea? A small detail, but it makes a difference for a caffeine addict like me. The room also had Additional toilet which is always great for couples I think. Alarm clock, Bathroom phone which, honestly, what's the point now, but nice in principle. Bathrobes that I would eventually wear the whole time. Extra long bed – yes! Amen! The Hair dryer was mediocre, but I got by. I’m not going to talk about the Mirror and the Linens yet, but they were fine… kinda. The In-room safe box was a pain in the butt, but I got it to work. Non-smoking rooms? Thank heavens. And the dreaded Carpeting – not my favorite, but hey, you can't win them all. They had Socket near the bed – bless 'em. I hate being stranded near a wall outlet. The Seating area? It gave the room a bit of a "living room" feeling. The Desk was great for working, or pretending to work, which is important in my line of work. The In-room safe box. Grrr. I nearly had a meltdown getting it open. The instructions were in sixteen languages, all of which seemed to be designed to confuse. It took three YouTube tutorials and a string of creative swear words to get it working. Then, the damn safe beeped every time you touched it. You can’t win.
Cleanliness and Safety – Does This Place Survive the Germ Apocalypse?
Okay, let's get serious. In these pandemic times, cleanliness is paramount. I’m happy to report this hotel is shouting about its Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hygiene certification, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available (nice touch!), Rooms sanitized between stays, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, and Sterilizing equipment. Whew! A whole lot of effort. I spotted Hand sanitizer stations everywhere. The Safe dining setup seemed well-thought-out, and I saw staff diligently cleaning. Good signs. In the room, I noticed the Smoke detector and Fire extinguisher - a bit of peace of mind. They even have Doctor/nurse on call, just in case. The Check-in/out [express] was fantastic, like a quick pit stop. Contactless check-in/out too, which is so nice. The elevator (yes, Elevator!) seemed to be cleaned every hour. All good, I assume.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Feed Me, Seymour!
Alright, where do you even start with the food? This hotel is a culinary playground. Restaurants abound! And Room service [24-hour]? Glorious. I took full advantage, ordering at 3 AM on a whim. No judgement! I had a Breakfast [buffet] one morning, and it was a classic hotel buffet: scrambled eggs that are probably powered, lukewarm bacon, and a mountain of croissants. But it's there, right? And they have Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, which is all standard fare but still, it's there. Coffee/tea in restaurant? Well, duh. A la carte in restaurant? Yes, they do. I loved the Poolside bar – perfect for a pre-nap cocktail. And the Snack bar was a lifesaver. I was not sure about the Vegetarian restaurant, because I saw Salad in restaurant and Soup in restaurant, but not sure how vegetarian the food would be. They had Coffee shop and Desserts in restaurant. I did not see any of them, but I am sure they are available.
Things to do, Ways to Relax: Spa Day!
This is where the hotel really shines. If you’re there to unwind, they deliver. The Spa. Oh, the spa! I didn't go to the sauna, but I was there for the massage. Body scrub, Body wrap, the works! The Massage was heavenly. I’m still dreaming about it. I had the Pool with view, which made the whole experience even better. They have a Steamroom and Swimming pool, but I didn’t give it a try. I did go to the Fitness center - I hate hotel gyms, and this one confirmed my biases. It felt like a forgotten closet in a basement.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter:
They had Cash withdrawal, and Currency exchange – always useful. Concierge? Helpful. Gift/souvenir shop? I didn’t see that at all. Daily housekeeping was perfect. The entire team was great. Facilities for disabled guests, again. They had an Elevator, which is a plus. Again, I’m going to dig deeper into the actual services. The Luggage storage and Laundry service were easy and seamless. I didn’t use the Ironing service – too lazy.
For the Kids – Family Fun?
I don't have kids, so it is hard to say. But, for families, they offer a Babysitting service and Kids meal. Looks like they are Family/child friendly, which is great if you are traveling with kids.
Getting Around – Location, Location, Location:
They had Airport transfer, which was perfect! The Car park [free of charge]. Good. They also offer Taxi service. Didn't use it, but the option is there.
The "Shocking" Truth (and the Imperfections)
So, did the hotel shock me? Well…yes, and no. The facilities are impressive on paper. The service is generally good. But the execution? It's not always flawless. Remember that safe? Yeah. And I did see a few dust bunnies that seemed to be living rent-free. There's a slight sense of…pretension? The whole "grand hotel" vibe feels a bit forced.
The Anecdote that Defines the Stay (or the Moment of Truth):
Okay, here we go. Here is a real moment:
I'm at the front desk, checking out, and the lady smiles. "Enjoyed your stay, yes?" I want to say I did, but I'm still fuming about the safe. "Yes," I say cautiously, "but I will mention there was a minor problem…” She cuts me off gently, “The safe, yes? We are aware, and we are working on it.” She smiles, a little sadly, as if she’s heard it all before. “Next time, we will make sure it opens.” And right there, I know this hotel is more than fancy amenities; It's a place built on these little, imperfect, human moments.
My Verdict: Recommended (with a caveat)
So, would I recommend this hotel? Yes, absolutely. It's convenient, it’s clean, and the spa is beyond amazing. The staff is helpful - just be prepared for the occasional hiccup. And, for the love of all that is holy, bring a small crowbar to open the safe.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is… well, this is me planning a trip to the Best Western Plus Waterville Grand Hotel in Waterville, Maine. Let's see if I can wrangle it. It’s a good bet I’ll be running late. Let's see if it's worth traveling around, or maybe you'll find me eating waffles in my room until I leave for home. The (Potentially Disastrous) Waterville Adventure
(A Very Tentative Schedule – Emphasis on the “Tentative”)
Day 1: Arrival, Ambition, and the Great Lobster Roll Quest of ‘24
1:00 PM (ish) – Arrival & Check-in (Assuming Traffic Isn't a Monster): Okay, “1:00 PM” is a suggestion. Knowing me, I'll probably be running late, frantically applying lipstick in the rearview mirror while simultaneously fielding a call from someone who always calls at the worst possible time. Pray for me. We’ll see if the room is ready. If it isn't, and I have to wait, the lobby better have some decent coffee and a comfy chair. Or, forget it.
- Expectation: Smooth check-in, a room with a decent view (fingers crossed, not the parking lot!), and a general feeling of, "Ah, I'm here. This is the start of something wonderful."
- Reality: Probably me frantically searching for the reservation confirmation on my phone while the poor desk clerk endures my scattered energy. There is a chance that there's a line, and I'll be judging everyone who is also checking in, based on little more than their luggage choices.
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM (ish) - Unpacking & Reconnaissance: Okay, so I’m finally in the room. First order of business: assess the situation. Is the bed as comfy as it looks in the pictures? (Important: I have to make sure I can get some sleep.) What are my options for immediate snacks? (Also, very important.) Then, a quick scan of the local area. Where's the nearest coffee shop? Does the hotel have free coffee? God, I hope so.
- Expectation: Organized unpacking, a zen-like state of unpacking harmony, and a plan for the day.
- Reality: Clothes strewn everywhere, a half-eaten bag of chips, and me frantically searching for the TV remote because, let's face it, I'm going to need some background noise while I think.
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM - The Lobster Roll Hunt: The Main Event. Waterville, Maine and the best lobster roll imaginable are a short drive. I've been Google-mapping, and I'm obsessed with finding the perfect one. This is serious business. Claws, meaty perfection, the right amount of butter, a proper toasted bun. I’ve read Yelp reviews, I’ve consulted my sources… I’m ready for this. And if it's just okay? I will weep. (Okay, maybe not weep, but I will experience intense disappointment.)
- Expectation: A transcendent culinary experience that will change my entire relationship with seafood.
- Reality: I will encounter a tiny restaurant packed with locals, struggle to understand the menu, and end up ordering the lobster roll with far too many pickles. But hey, at least I tried, right? (And if it's amazing… you'll hear shrieks of joy from the hotel.)
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM - Local Exploration (Maybe): If I’m not in a food coma after the lobster roll, I'll try to wander around Waterville. Maybe check out the local art scene or the shops.
- Expectation: A charming stroll through a picturesque Maine town, complete with quirky shops and friendly locals.
- Reality: If the restaurant is even slightly out of the way, maybe a trip to the local pizza joint, or finding a good old diner.
7:00 PM - 9:00 PM - Dinner and Hotel Relaxation: After a day exploring the town, it's time to head back to the hotel. I imagine there's a nice restaurant at the hotel or a place outside of it. Otherwise, there are always options for delivering. I'll also take lots of time to unwind in the hotel room.
- Expectation: A delicious dinner, a relaxing bath, and maybe watching a movie.
- Reality: Ordering takeout (too tired to bother with the restaurant) and staying up far too late, scrolling through my phone.
Day 2: More Adventure and the Flight Home
8:00 AM - 9:00 AM - Breakfast: I hope the hotel has a good breakfast buffet! I’ll also need to drink several cups of coffee.
- Expectation: A hearty breakfast to fuel the day's adventures.
- Reality: I'll probably overeat all of the pastries and feel slightly guilty afterward.
9:00 AM - 12:00 PM - A Last Shot at Adventure: Whatever I did not see the day before, I will plan on. Perhaps a local museum. Perhaps an easy hike. Maybe just sit by the lake.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM - Check Out, Head Home: Time to go home. I have to hope traffic isn't too terrible.
- Expectation: Pack up. Get a good drive in.
- Reality: I'll probably find some random things in my room and be late.
Emotional Rollercoaster:
- Good: The excitement of the lobster roll. That feeling of being somewhere new. Finding a cozy coffee shop. The joy of a comfortable bed. Maybe even the smell of a hotel room (hey, I like it!).
- Bad: The potential for traffic. The crushing disappointment of a bad lobster roll. The stress of navigating a new place. The inevitable feeling of, "I should have packed more/less".
Note Regarding Imperfections:
This itinerary is, let's just say, malleable. Life happens. Plans change. I might get lost. I might become obsessed with a particularly interesting rock. The important thing is to embrace the chaos, right? Or at least, that's what I'm telling myself.
The End (…. Or Maybe the Beginning of Another Story)
So, there you have it. My ridiculously imperfect itinerary for a trip to Waterville, Maine. Wish me luck. And if you see me in the lobby, looking slightly disheveled and clutching a half-eaten pastry, feel free to say hi. I'll probably need a friend.
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Waterville's "BEST" Hotel: A Reality Check (and Maybe Some Tears) - FAQs
Is this place *really* as amazing as the hype suggests?
Okay, look, let's be real. "Amazing" is a loaded word. My expectations were sky-high after reading the brochure (and maybe having a little too much wine beforehand). So, no. It's not *that* amazing. But… here’s the thing. It's intensely charming in a slightly chaotic, grandma-who-loves-you-but-has-a-bad-memory kind of way.
The lobby? Glorious chandelier, yes. But also, a suspiciously permanent stain on the Persian rug that I *swear* wasn’t there yesterday. So, yeah, amazing, maybe a little… weathered?
What's the deal with the "Grand" aspect? Is it actually grand?
Ah, the "Grand." Yes, it *tries* to be grand. Think: old money slowly running out and trying desperately to hold onto the good times. The architecture is impressive, the bones are solid – think high ceilings, thick walls, the works. But the furniture? Let's just say it looks like a very enthusiastic estate sale went a little overboard. I swear I saw a chair that looked like it was older than my *grandmother*. (God rest her soul, she probably would have loved it.)
And the elevators? They're slow. Painfully, soul-crushingly slow. Prepare to become intimately acquainted with your fellow guests. We once got stuck for a whole ten minutes! Mortifying, but also… bonding? We all told each other our life stories, it was beautiful... until someone started complaining about needing a bathroom, then it got awkward real fast.
Can you tell me about the food? It's usually the make-or-break, right?
Okay, buckle up. The food… is a journey. The breakfast buffet will either elate you or make you question your life choices.
First morning? Flawless omelet made-to-order. Champagne. Smoked salmon, the works. I was practically skipping. The second morning? Slightly dry, pre-scrambled… uh… eggs. The champagne seemed to have vanished. (I'm beginning to suspect some of the staff take it for themselves!)
The dinner restaurant *can* be divine. The first night? Seared scallops, perfectly cooked. Wine pairing that was a revelation. The second night? My steak was, shall we say, a little *too* well-done. And the wine? Definitely not the same sommelier on duty that evening. I’m starting to think they rotate chefs based on a dartboard!
My biggest takeaway is: be prepared for consistency… in inconsistency. But honestly? That’s part of the charm. (Kind of.)
What about the rooms? Are they clean? Cozy? Do they have a mini-bar?
The rooms are… variable. Clean-ish, yes. Cozy… in a "your-grandma's-guest-room-that-no-one-ever-uses" sort of way. Definitely, *definitely* need a bit of updating. The bathrooms are functional, if a bit… dated. I'm not sure when the tiles were last scrubbed, but I'm guessing it was around the time the hotel *originally* opened.
And the mini-bar? Well, that depends. Mine *advertised* one. Filled with, according to the menu, a delightful array of tiny liquors and expensive snacks. Reality? It was empty. Barren. An existential void staring back at me. (I ended up ordering a pint of local milk from room service, which felt weirdly decadent.)
One evening, the water pressure was so low, I felt like I was showering in a light drizzle. I swear I needed an extra 30 minutes to rinse out my conditioner. Then I finally, *finally*, got a blast of scalding hot water. It's all part of the experience!
Is the staff friendly?
Generally, yes. They’re trying their best. There's a certain… *relaxed* vibe to the staff. They are clearly accustomed to the hotel's little quirks and seem to accept them with a weary, "it’s-just-another-day-at-the-office" shrug. They truly are lovely people. I once saw a waiter (probably in his late 70s) chase after a runaway rogue dinner roll, tripping on a loose rug along the way. He was fine, and the other guests just smiled and helped him up. It was charming! He really gave it his all.
They are more than likely understaffed, however, considering their age. So, patience is a virtue. Don't expect lightning-fast service. Consider it a lesson in mindfulness.
Is there anything *really* bad about the hotel? Really, really bad?
Okay, here’s where I get a little personal. I’m going to tell you about the "incident." It’s a long story, but I’ll try to be quick, because I still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it.
It started innocently enough. I ordered room service around midnight. A club sandwich. Sounded perfect after a few glasses of that inconsistent wine. The sandwich arrived quicker than expected, which I thought was amazing! I settled into bed, flipping through channels, blissfully unaware of the impending doom.
And then I took a bite. Look, I’ve eaten plenty of club sandwiches in my life. I'm a club sandwich connoisseur, in truth. But this… this was different. It started with the first bite, which was okay! The next? Well, I bit into something… *crunchy*. Not toast-crunchy. Bone-crunchy. Yes: BONE. A tiny, chicken-bone shard. (I'm almost certain it was chicken, but now I worry, was it *really* chicken?)
I nearly choked. I coughed. I spat it out. I called room service… and got a voicemail. A voicemail! At 12:30 AM, after almost choking on a bone I didn't order! Eventually, someone answered. They offered me… a free coffee. Yes. Coffee. It's been weeks and I *still* haven't recovered.
So, yes. The club sandwich incident. That's what I wouldn't say is "bad" about the hotel. It’s more of a… existential horror story. It does make me question the kitchen team. Should you bookWhere To Sleep In
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