Escape to Paradise: RedDoorz @ Sani Guest House Balikpapan!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to get the REAL lowdown on Escape to Paradise: RedDoorz @ Sani Guest House Balikpapan! Forget those sanitized travel blogs, this is the gritty truth, straight from a seasoned traveler who’s seen things, felt things, and, let's be honest, maybe lost a sock or two along the way.
First off, let’s be brutally honest: Balikpapan isn't your quintessential tropical paradise. It’s…well, it's Balikpapan. But hey, we all need a jumping-off point, a place to regroup, and then get our paradise on, right? And that's where this RedDoorz steps in.
The Good, The Okay, and the “Hmm…”
Let's start with the Accessibility. They say they have facilities for disabled guests. I didn’t personally test this out in a wheelchair, but glancing around the common areas, the ground level seemed decent enough. However, navigating some of those Indonesian hotels can be a gamble, especially regarding the shower situation. Always call ahead and quiz them relentlessly if this is a priority for you.
Internet, Glorious Internet!
Okay, the Internet Access situation is KEY. They brag about "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" and the fact they offer Internet [LAN] too. Hallelujah! Seriously, in a world where a decent Wi-Fi connection is a basic human right, RedDoorz gets it. That's a BIG win in my book. I’m a freelancer, so I NEED that connection. It's what pays the bills! But just in case, they offer Internet services. You can't take chances, right?
Cleanliness and Safety: The Heart of the Matter
*Okay, the most crucial thing for me is Cleanliness and Safety. They promise Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. Now, I can't physically *see* the magic, but the overall vibe was pretty clean. My room gave off a fresh scent and there wasn't any obvious dust devils dancing in the corners. I am, of course, a paranoid person. I brought my own sanitizing wipes and gave the remote control a proper scrub down as soon as I entered the room. The Staff trained in safety protocol gives some peace of mind, too. They also had First aid kits available. Seeing a building with CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property, and Security [24-hour] makes me feel a little calmer. They also had Smoke alarms and Fire extinguisher, so I didn't spend an entire day worrying if I will burn. I will say I was relieved the Safety/security feature was something they offered for me. This makes me feel safer. *They also had Hand sanitizer, which is a must these days. They also had Cashless payment service. It's the little things that speak of someone who cares about their customers. *There is Room sanitization opt-out available, which is an option for people who may not want that.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Adventure (Or Just Surviving)
- Restaurants: Okay, let's be real. The big draw of Balikpapan isn’t the Michelin-star dining. The Restaurants are very basic, with a limited menu. There is the standard A la carte in restaurant and Asian cuisine in restaurant, which are what you should expect. Nothing gourmet, but it’s food. Breakfast [buffet] or Asian breakfast is a thing. I’d recommend grabbing some snacks at a Convenience store if you need to fill the gaps. They also have a Poolside bar.
Services and Conveniences: The Perks That Matter
- Services and conveniences are fairly standard. Air conditioning in public area, Daily housekeeping, Luggage storage, Laundry service. The Air conditioning in public area is a big win. I would say this is a must.
- Air conditioning in the room is non-negotiable.
- The Concierge was helpful with basic questions, not mind-blowing, but friendly. They have Cash withdrawal in case someone needs it.
- Oh, and the Elevator is a sanity saver after a long flight.
- Food delivery is an option. Score!
- Car park [free of charge] is a blessing.
- They conveniently have a Front desk [24-hour].
- If you need help, there is a Doctor/nurse on call and a First aid kit, just in case.
- They have an Invoice provided, and some basic Meeting/banquet facilities.
- They also offer Daily housekeeping, which is handy.
- There is Luggage storage, which is awesome.
- You can get some much-needed Ironing service and Laundry service after being on the road.
- If you want to keep your valuables safe, use the Safety deposit boxes.
- They have a Smoking area, if you need it.
- They offer a Taxi service so you can get around.
- The Wi-Fi for special events is something to mention.
For the Kids:
I didn't bring any kids. So, I can’t tell you what it’s like to stay here with kids. They offer Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, and Kids meal.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: The "Paradise" Element
- Things to do: The location of the hotel feels more functional than glamorous, and I am not sure what you would expect when you come here. There is not much around here that seems overly interesting.
- Ways to Relax: The pool is available to chill. Nothing spectacular, but it's poolside. They list a Spa/sauna, Massage, and Spa, so maybe I could take a nap here if it isn't too crowded. I am not sure what to expect out of the Sauna, Steamroom, or Foot bath.
Inside the Rooms: The Real Deal
Alright, let's drill down on the rooms themselves. They have Air conditioning, which thank the heavens for! You get Additional toilet, a Alarm clock, Bathrobes (Slippers too, which is a nice touch!), Blackout curtains (essential for sleeping off jet lag), Coffee/tea maker (YES!), Complimentary tea (another win!), a Desk, Free bottled water, a Hair dryer, a In-room safe box (always a good idea), and, of course, Wi-Fi [free].
The rooms are clean and functional - it's not the Ritz, but it's comfy enough. My room had a Seating area which was nice.
The Quirks, the Imperfections, the Honest Truth
Okay, here's the thing. Escape to Paradise: RedDoorz @ Sani Guest House Balikpapan isn't going to blow your mind. It is a great location to get some work done and to make sure you can handle the day. The staff is lovely and accommodating, trying their best. The facilities are a little basic.
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Pro-Tip: Bring earplugs. Just in case. And maybe your own favorite pillow. Because let’s be honest, the perfect escape is always about finding your own little slice of comfort, right? Happy travels!
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Balikpapan Bonanza (or, My Love-Hate Relationship with Air Conditioning) - A Messy Itinerary
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because you're about to embark on a whirlwind tour of… well, mostly the inside of RedDoorz @ Sani Guest House Balikpapan. But hey, even a locked room can be an adventure, right? (Spoiler alert: maybe not always.)
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread (aka, the Air Conditioning Saga)
13:00: Arrive at Sepinggan International Airport (BPN). Honestly, the best part about airports is knowing you're technically there. The walk to the taxi stand: hot, humid, and teeming with hawkers trying to sell me something I don't understand. I swear, I saw a guy peddling durian-flavored toothpaste. (Don't judge, maybe it's a delicacy).
14:00: Check-in at RedDoorz @ Sani Guest House. Okay, the lobby is… functional. Think "clean-ish" with a faint aroma of disinfectant and… hope? The receptionist lady was super sweet, though, bless her heart. She probably deals with a lot of sweaty tourists.
14:30: The Room. Oh, the room. It's small. Very small. But it has… air conditioning! Which is both a blessing and a curse. See, here's where the drama begins. The air con is like a grumpy teenager: sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, and when it does work, it's either a gentle breeze or a polar vortex. Today? Polar vortex. I’m pretty sure my eyelashes froze. I spent a good hour oscillating between shivering and sweating because I just could not get it right. It’s a battle. A sweaty, shivery battle. This is honestly the only big event for the day, to be honest!
15:30 - 17:00: Attempt to regulate the air conditioning. Fail. Read a book. It's about a detective. Appropriate.
17:00: Venture out for dinner. Found a little warung (local food stall) down the street. Tried the "Nasi Goreng Special." It was exactly what you'd expect and I was happy. Also spent a good while trying to not make eye contact with the neighborhood cats.
18:00 - 22:00: Back in the Room. The Air Conditioning returns. Now, imagine the roaring of a thousand washing machines, but it's also icy air blasting directly into your eyeballs. Managed to get it to a slightly less violent setting, so I just stay in my bed.
22:00: Lights out. Pray for a peaceful night. And for the AC to not go berserk again.
Day 2: Culture Shock, Sort Of
- 08:00: Wake up… still alive! The AC behaved itself (mostly).
- 09:00: Breakfast at the guest house. The "continental breakfast" consisted of toast, instant coffee, and something that resembled scrambled eggs. Don't ask, I ate it.
- 10:00: Attempt to explore. Step one: find a taxi. Step two: actually get the taxi to the location I’m looking for. I tried to visit the "Kemala Beach," but the taxi driver got the address wrong. I ended up at someone’s random house. He apologized a lot and charged me a very small fee, luckily.
- 12:00: Back to the Guest House. The heat got to me. I needed to recharge.
- 13:00 - 17:00: The guest house. Some more book reading. It’s about a private investigator who solves the mystery of his lost love. It felt appropriate.
- 17:00: More Nasi Goreng and the cat stare down.
- 18:00: Evening. The AC. More books. Sleep.
Day 3: The Unexpected Delight (and One Last AC Battle)
- 08:00: The AC! It's gone rogue, this time! It’s not the coldness, it’s the sound! Like a plane is about to take off on my head! It's more of a whirring drone, a mechanical whisper that promises either oblivion or a perfect, frosty sleep. This thing probably hates me by now. Well, whatever. But it doesn't bother me as much now.
- 09:00: Breakfast.
- 10:00: I gave up.
- 10:00 - 17:00: I decided to spend the day watching TV. I found a bunch of movies and stayed inside.
- 18:00: Say goodbye to the AC and take my flight back home.
Reflections:
Balikpapan was… an experience. The air conditioning was a character in itself. It was great. It was okay. Would I go back? Maybe. Would I stay at RedDoorz @ Sani Guest House? Maybe. But I'll pack extra layers, just in case. And earplugs. Definitely earplugs. And maybe a therapist.
P.S. To the receptionist lady: thanks for the smile. You made the whole thing bearable.
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Escape to Paradise: RedDoorz @ Sani Guest House Balikpapan - The Real Deal FAQs (Because Let's Be Honest, The Brochure Lied)
Okay, so, "Paradise"? Is it actually... Paradise?
Woah there, slow down, Captain Optimism. Paradise? Let's just say it's *Balikpapan-level* paradise. Which, honestly, isn't half bad! Think less Maldives, more… well, a reliable place to crash after a long day of, you know, doing things in Balikpapan. The "escape" part? Yeah, it's an escape alright. An escape from the noise of the city… or your own terrible life choices, whichever applies more. I went expecting pristine beaches just outside my door. Spoiler alert: there weren't. I mean, there's *a* beach, but it's more "beach-adjacent" than "beach-on-demand." Still, the aircon works, and that, my friend, is half the battle.
The Rooms: Are They, Well, *Liv-able*?
Liv-able? Oh, absolutely. They're… rooms. You know the drill. Bed, desk, tiny TV that mostly shows Indonesian soap operas (which, by the way, are *intense*). I think I might have become a connoisseur of Indonesian melodrama by the time I left. The bed… hmmm. Comfortable-ish. Don't expect a five-star cloud experience, but it'll do the job after you've spent the day dodging scooters and eating questionable street food. I will say this - the sheets were clean. And after a truly awful day of trying (and failing) to understand the local bus system, clean sheets are a godsend. Thank you, bed. You were my friend.
What about the Wi-Fi? Crucial for the 'Gram, ya know.
Alright, let's be brutally honest: The WiFi is… an experience. It's like a moody teenager: sometimes it's blazing fast, sometimes it's gone into a sulk and refuses to work. It's like, *POOF* no WiFi. I spent a good hour one day, pacing around the room, convinced it was my phone. Nope. Just the WiFi being its usual capricious self. I ended up going to the lobby and squinting. Pro tip: If you *need* to upload that perfectly filtered sunset photo, embrace the lobby life. And bring a book. You'll need it. And maybe some snacks. I'm just saying.
Is the Location Convenient? Tell me More about Getting Around!
Convenient… depends on what you consider convenient. It's not *right* in the thick of it, which is a plus if you value a bit of peace and quiet (which, again, I very much did). You'll need a taxi or ride-hailing app to get around, which are pretty easy to come by. The staff can help arrange them, generally. Now, I attempted the public transport once. *Just once*. Let's just say my Bahasa Indonesia skills are still… developing. I ended up basically just waving my hand and saying "Hotel?!" until a helpful fella pointed me back towards Sani Guest House. So, yeah. Convenient-ish, but prepare for a little adventure. Or, you know, just stick to the taxis like I did after that.
Food! Is there food? And is it edible?
Okay, food. There's no on-site restaurant, which is fine by me. Balikpapan has *amazing* street food, and I mean, truly amazing. The staff can point you towards some local warungs (small, family-run restaurants) that are *divine*. I got addicted to this one noodle dish that was, like, 50 cents and the best thing I ate all trip. It was so good, and so cheap, I almost didn't even care that I couldn't understand the woman yelling at me in Indonesian. My advice? Be adventurous. Try *everything*. Your stomach might hate you for a day, but the experience will be worth it. (Maybe bring some Imodium just in case, though).
The Staff – Are they helpful? Any charming/annoying stories?
The staff? Bless their hearts, they're lovely. Seriously. They're super helpful, even if their English is a little shaky (mine isn't exactly Grammy-winning either, so fair's fair). One time, I locked myself out of my room at 3 AM (don't ask). I was mortified. They woke up, groggily but cheerfully, got me a new key, and didn't even give me *too* much side-eye. They also helped me book a taxi, and they were generally just... nice. I almost want to go back just to say hello. There's something about being super sleep-deprived and embarrassed together that bonds you.
"Escape to Paradise" is the name... What are the things to do near the hotel for a good time, a chill time, or just to get out of the room?
"Escape to Paradise" indeed! Now, Balikpapan itself isn't exactly brimming with tourist attractions, but that's part of its charm! You can hit a few beaches – don't expect Phuket, but the sea air is lovely. There are a couple of shopping malls if you need retail therapy (I did. Repeatedly). But honestly? My favourite thing was just wandering around, getting completely lost, and stumbling upon some hidden gem of a warung. Balikpapan is a city to be *experienced*, not just ticked off a list. Go wander, get lost, and embrace the chaos.
Cleanliness! Is the place clean? That is a must have for me!
Okay, cleanliness. *Crucial*. The rooms are cleaned daily, and the sheets are clean. I'm pretty picky, and I never felt like I needed to scrub anything down. The bathrooms are... well, functional. They do the job. The shower water pressure wasn't always the most impressive, but after a day in the Balikpapan heat, it was still a welcome relief. Generally a thumbs up from this germaphobe.
Would you go back? The ultimate litmus test.
You know what? Yeah. I would. Despite the sometimes-temperamental WiFi, the slightly-less-than-paradise beach, and my complete inability to understand the bus system. I'd goPersonalized Stays
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