Luxury Zambia-Style Apartments: Your Crete Island Paradise Awaits!
Luxury Zambia-Style Apartments: Crete Island – My Unfiltered Take (Because Let's Be Real)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to give you the real deal on Luxury Zambia-Style Apartments in Crete. Forget the glossy brochures and carefully curated Instagram feeds. I'm talking raw, honest, and maybe a little chaotic – just like my own travel experiences.
First Impressions - The Vibe Check
Okay, "Zambia-Style" in Crete? I was picturing… well, I wasn't really sure. But the moment I walked in, I was pleasantly surprised. Forget what you think you know about Greek hotels, this place has a unique charm. Think earthy tones, maybe a touch of the African savannah mixed with a whole lot of Cretan warmth. The whole place just feels luxurious, but not in a stuffy, pretentious way. It's chill. Like, "I could actually live here" kind of chill.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (Let’s Be Real)
Now, this is crucial, and I'm going to be brutally honest. "Facilities for disabled guests" are listed, which is fantastic. But deeper diving is needed. While there's an elevator, and that's a huge win, I'd definitely call ahead and specifically ask about the accessibility of the apartments themselves. Ramps, grab bars, and spacious bathrooms – these are the details that make or break a trip. I didn't personally experience this, but I'd urge anyone needing these things to be super thorough. The exterior corridor layout could be a plus for some, allowing quick access to the apartments.
Rooms: My Personal Sanctuary (Even with the Coffee-Making Struggles)
My apartment? Oh. My. God. The air conditioning was a lifesaver (Crete in July is brutal). And the blackout curtains? Genius. I'm a light sleeper, and those things were my best friend. Complimentary tea and coffee was great, though I'll admit, the coffee/tea maker was a bit of a mystery at first (I'm not exactly a Martha Stewart). Eventually, after a few fumbles, I got a decent cup brewing. The mini bar was stocked with goodies, the free bottled water was a constant necessity, and the slippers? Pure luxury after a day of exploring. I actually fell in love with the extra long bed I didn't want to leave, and the window that opens brought a needed breeze in the Greek heat.
Internet: Love-Hate Relationship (Like Every Traveler)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yes! And I needed it. I, of course, forgot to pack my charger and needed to do some work. The truth is, the Internet access – wireless was decent, but occasionally I had to wander into the lobby for a stronger signal. There's also Internet access - LAN, which I didn't even bother with, knowing my luck I'd have to troubleshoot for an hour, a thing I could have done without during my vacation.
Food, Glorious Food… and the Occasional Hangry Moment
Okay, let's talk food. This is where Crete, and Luxury Zambia-Style Apartments, shine. The breakfast [buffet] was… well, it was a breakfast. The Asian breakfast was a great option to have. The Coffee shop, was a good way to recover from the night before. Even a cup of water at the Poolside bar was a great option.. They've got restaurants, a snack bar, and room service [24-hour]… so, basically, a recipe for gaining a few pounds. The A la carte in restaurant, Dessert in restaurant were amazing. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was something I did not expect to see, but it was an amazing surprise. I'm talking freshly baked bread, creamy yogurt, juicy tomatoes, and all the feta cheese your heart desires. I loved the Western breakfast and Western cuisine in restaurant, but the Vegetarian restaurant. There's also alternative meal arrangement, though I don't need them, as I could eat just about anything.
Relaxation & Pampering: Did I Ascend to Nirvana?
The swimming pool [outdoor] was the perfect oasis, with a pool with view that was the absolute selling point of staying. I'm not usually one for that "relaxing" stuff, but I caved and got a massage. And, wow. Just… wow. Then, I tried out the sauna, which was pretty great. The Body wrap, Sauna, Spa, Steamroom, Spa/sauna, were all too great to resist. The Foot bath was the perfect thing to have after a long day of walking around the town.
Things to Do: More Than Meets the Eye
Crete is incredible. And the hotel is a great base for exploring. But I am a fan of staying at the hotel, even if the amenities aren't that special. I was able to take a look at the Fitness center, Gym/fitness that are available in the hotel.
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling Safe (Seriously)
This is important. I'm a bit of a germaphobe, so I pay close attention to cleanliness. I saw evidence of their anti-viral cleaning products and daily disinfection in common areas, which, frankly, put my mind at ease. There's also hand sanitizer everywhere you look and the staff are super-diligent. I appreciated the room sanitization opt-out available. They're really taking things seriously, which is a huge plus. Additionally, there is CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Smoke alarms, Fire extinguisher, Security [24-hour] . And now I feel very safe staying in the hotel.
Services & Conveniences: They've Thought of Everything (Almost)
From the concierge who helped me book a last-minute excursion to the daily housekeeping that kept my apartment sparkling, the staff were fantastic. The dry cleaning and laundry service were lifesavers (because, let's be real, I packed way too many clothes). I was too afraid to use the Invoice provided and the cashless payment service for payments.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly Vibe
I didn't travel with kids, but the hotel felt family-friendly. There's a babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal, so parents should be good to go.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Feast Continues
I've already gushed about the food, but it bears repeating. The Poolside bar, was perfect for a pre-dinner cocktail.
Safety & Security: Peace of Mind
There's around-the-clock security, Safety deposit boxes, and all the necessary safety features. I felt genuinely safe and secure throughout my stay.
The "Meh" Stuff (Because Real Reviews are Balanced)
- Cash Withdrawal: While they do offer cash withdrawal, it's a little inconvenient. There wasn't an ATM right on the property.
- The "Zambia-Style" Connection: Maybe I missed it, but the "Zambia-Style" was subtle. More design nods to the theme wouldn't hurt!
- Pets Allowed: No pets are allowed and that is just a tragedy.
My Unfiltered Recommendation (aka The Verdict)
Look, if you're looking for a truly luxurious, relaxing, and reasonably priced stay in Crete, Luxury Zambia-Style Apartments is definitely worth checking out. The rooms are fantastic, the food is divine, the staff are lovely, and the safety measures are reassuring. While I'd urge those with specific accessibility needs to double-check, overall, this place gets a solid thumbs-up from me.
My Quirky and Honest Offer: Escape to Crete – Your Cretan Adventure Awaits!
Tired of the same old boring vacations? Craving sun, sea, and a little bit of soul? Then ditch the predictable and escape to Luxury Zambia-Style Apartments in Crete!
Here's the Deal (Because Who Doesn't Love a Deal?):
- Book Now and Get:
- **A *Free* bottle of local Cretan wine** on arrival (because, hey, you deserve it!).
- 10% Off all spa treatments (because you'll need to unwind after all that exploring).
- Complimentary upgrade to a room with a spectacular sea view (subject to availability – but hey, the odds are in your favor if you book now!).
Why Choose Luxury Zambia-Style Apartments? Because We Get You.
- Unwind in Style: Forget the stiff hotels. We offer a unique blend of luxury and laid-back charm. Think plush beds, private balconies, and a vibe that says, "Welcome home, but better!"
- Feast Like a King (or Queen): From authentic Cretan cuisine to international favorites, our restaurants will tantalize
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Here’s my completely unfiltered, probably-slightly-manic itinerary for my Zambian-meets-Greek-island adventure. Buckle up, because honestly, I'm winging it. I've planned, kinda, but I'm also expecting chaos. And honestly, I love chaos.
Zambia Apartments, Crete, Greece: A Hot Mess of a Holiday (and I wouldn't have it any other way)
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Panic (And the Best Damn Gyro Ever)
- 08:00 - 10:00: Land in Heraklion! Jet lag already kicking my butt. Finding the freaking apartment key is a quest worthy of Indiana Jones. Seriously, it's like a scavenger hunt. "Behind the blue pot, by the dusty oregano plant…" You get the idea.
- 10:00 - 11:00: Apartment Unpacking and the "Is This Really Happening?" Moment. Okay, Zambian Apartments actually look amazing. The photos online didn't quite capture the vibrant colours. Like, seriously, the bougainvillea alone could win an award. I’m sold. Now, to find the fridge. Hydration is key, people!
- 11:00 - 12:00: Attempt at a grocery run. Fail. Miserable, hot, sweaty fail. My Greek is limited to "Yassas," and "Pardon me, where’s the… you know… food?" Turns out, Google Translate is my new best friend.
- 12:00 - 13:00: The Gyro Revelation. Oh. My. God. Right around the corner from the apartment, a tiny, unassuming gyro place. The smell alone could convert a vegan. The gyro? The best damn gyro I’ve ever had. Juicy meat, perfect tzatziki, that incredible, chewy pita… I ate two. Don't judge. Jet lag + deliciousness = a justifiable excuse, right?
- 13:00 - 17:00: Nap. Needed. Absolutely crucial. Possibly drooled. No regrets.
- 17:00 - 20:00: Sunset stroll along the coast. Finding a beach that is secluded! Pure Bliss and starting to let go of the grip of the city and enjoying the moment while watching a beautiful sunset and feeling as though I'm finally back in my element. It's all just so… blue. So calming. So… perfect. Feeling grateful.
- 20:00 - 21:00: Dinner at a nearby taverna. Ordered something I can't pronounce, but the seafood is sublime. Learning the art of slowly savouring food. This is the life!
- 21:00 - 22:00: Attempt at learning a few Greek phrases. Fail. Mostly end up giggling.
Day 2: Knossos! (And a Very Specific Cat Encounter)
- 09:00 - 10:00: Wake up. Coffee on the balcony. Watch the world awaken. Pure bliss. Except for the mosquito that bit me five times overnight. Note to self: buy more bug spray.
- 10:00 - 12:00: Drive to Knossos. Getting lost, naturally. The roads are bonkers. But the scenery? Absolutely breathtaking. Rolling hills, olive groves… feels like a postcard come to life.
- 12:00 - 14:00: Knossos! Okay, so the ruins are impressive. But it’s HOT. Like, melt-your-face-off hot. The guide is doing his best, but a lot of the history goes over my head. I'm more fascinated by the stray cats. One particular ginger fellow with one ear missing is clearly in charge, and he gives me this LOOK. Like, a "you're in my territory" look. And I feel it. It's a whole thing, you guys. A whole, cat-based power dynamic I wasn't expecting.
- 14:00 - 15:00: Lunch near Knossos. More deliciousness. More wine. Feeling good!
- 15:00 - 17:00: Explore Heraklion. The Venetian harbour is gorgeous. Getting a little overwhelmed. So many people! So much to see!
- 17:00 - 20:00: Beach time! Finally. Find a secluded spot, dip in the turquoise water. The sun is turning my skin a delicious shade of golden and I am in the zone! Pure bliss when I let go of the day and just let myself be, just me. I’m in.
- 20:00 - late: Dinner, drink, more Greek phrases, and the inevitable midnight snack.
Day 3: The Beach with the Most Amazing Fish
- 09:00 - Noon: Beach day! Found a beach. It's not crowded. It's paradise. The water is crystal clear, the sun is warm, and the waves are gentle. Reading, swimming, napping. What more could a person want?
- Noon - 14:00: Lunch at the beachside taverna. OMG, the seafood! I ordered a whole grilled fish. It was the freshest, most flavoursome fish I've ever tasted. And the view? The Aegean Sea stretched out before me. I think Heaven is very similar to this.
- 14:00 - 16:00: More beach, more sun. Getting a lovely tan. Feeling totally relaxed.
- 16:00 - The rest of the day…: Headed back to the apartment feeling a little bit like a baked potato with some sun-dried tomato topping. I didn't do much of anything other than listen to the waves and enjoy the sunshine today. I'm tired and need a rest. So I did.
Day 4: The Day I Lost My Mind (In a Good Way)
- 09:00 - 10:00: Wake up, sun beaming. I think I might have to start wearing sunglasses indoors.
- 10:00 - 12:00: Driving to a remote beach. Turns out, it’s further than I thought. Got lost (again!). Found a village I hadn’t planned. The sun is shining.
- 12:00 - 14:00: Lunch at a local taverna. Fell in love with the owner who was a sweet woman telling stories laughing with me even though she didn't speak much English. The food was amazing! Freshly caught fish, salad with tomatoes bursting with flavour, and a glass of local wine. Life, simplified!
- 14:00 - 17:00: Back on the beach. Another beach, another swim, another day of freedom. I'd never been somewhere where it gave so little expectation of life.
- 17:00 - The rest of the day: Another beautiful sunset, more delicious food, great conversation.
Day 5: The "I Need to Buy More Souvenirs" Day
- 09:00 - 10:00: Wake up, dread the return journey.
- 10:00 - Noon: A bit of shopping for gifts. I end up buying random stuff.
- Noon - 14:00: A long, lazy lunch. More Greek food.
- 14:00 - Late: More fun! Laughing, and crying. I am very sad to be leaving, but so grateful for taking the leap to come!
The End (For Now!)
Look, this isn’t a perfectly planned itinerary. It’s messy, it's spontaneous, and it's probably full of typos. But it’s my itinerary. It’s a reflection of the incredible, overwhelming, chaotic, and utterly beautiful experience I'm having in Crete. And that, my friends, is more than enough. Bring on the next adventure!
Rodeway Inn Brookhaven: Your Unexpected Mississippi Getaway!
Okay, spill the beans! What *actually* makes these "Luxury Zambia-Style" apartments in Crete so special? I'm picturing… zebras?
Alright, alright, let's ditch the zebras (though wouldn't *that* be a story?). The "Zambia-Style" bit? Think more earthy elegance meets Cretan sunshine. Imagine: big, open spaces. Natural materials – think stone, timber, maybe a stray olive branch strategically placed. We tried to find a way to bring the essence of Zambia into these apartments. We were inspired by the vastness of the landscapes and the way the light interacts with the materials. It's about feeling connected to nature, even though you’re lounging by a *seriously* gorgeous infinity pool. (Side note: the infinity pool is an experience in itself. I almost lost my mind the first time I saw it. Seriously. Had to be practically peeled off the edge.) They're also BIG. Like, you could probably hold a small village meeting in the living room. And the views… just try not to spend your entire holiday staring at them. You *will* want to.
The Views! You tease! Specifically, what do I *see* from my apartment? Just… more blue things?
More blue things? That's one way to put it! But it's not *just* blue. Unless you consider the Aegean Sea, the sky, and the occasional dazzling flash of a passing boat just "blue things". We are, also, on a hill. Which means, you get breathtaking views of the coast, beaches, and the surrounding mountains. It’s the kind of vista that makes you spontaneously grab your phone to take a pointless photo, even though you're *sure* it won’t capture the magic of the moment. Then you end up scrolling through said pointless photos later, sighing dramatically. Yup, been there. Did that. It’s a problem. You'll see the sunrise painting the sky, the sunset setting the sea ablaze. You might even catch a glimpse of a goat or two, casually strolling by...totally unimpressed by *your* incredible view.
Inside the apartments… What’s the deal? Are we talking minimalist prison cells or actual comfort?
Prison cells? Absolutely not! Comfort is the name of the game. Okay, so let's get real. The first few months were… let's just say, *chaotic*. We were waiting for permits, dealing with local contractors who had their own (very slow) ideas about timelines… It was a nightmare! Then, and only then, it turned into a dream. Inside the apartments, expect spacious living areas, fully equipped kitchens (yes, *real* cooking is possible), comfy bedrooms. And, look, I'm picky. REALLY picky. And I was delighted. We've got air conditioning (God bless AC in a Cretan summer!), Wi-Fi (mostly reliable, we're working on it!), and everything you need to actually *live* in a space, not just exist in it. Think plush bedding, fluffy towels, and maybe (just maybe) a welcome basket with local goodies. And the bathrooms! Oh, the bathrooms! Think rainfall showers, and… well, let’s just say, they’re designed to make you feel pampered. I may or may not have spent an entire afternoon in one once, just… enjoying the water pressure. Don't judge.
What's the food situation like? I have to eat. (Sadly.)
The food? Oh, Crete… prepare to be utterly and completely spoiled. You're in the heart of some of the best cuisine in the world. The apartments come with kitchens, so you *could* channel your inner chef and whip up a feast using local ingredients. (Seriously, go to the local market! The smells alone are worth the trip.) Or… you could just stumble down to the village and gorge yourself on deliciousness. Tavernas are everywhere, serving up fresh seafood, grilled meats, salads bursting with flavor… Get ready for meals of a lifetime. The local olive oil is liquid gold. The wine flows freely. And the desserts… oh, the desserts… I'm getting hungry just thinking about it. We can arrange for a welcome hamper with some local products, though it probably won't last long. I tell you, the first time I tasted authentic Cretan honey, I nearly licked the jar clean. My wife (bless her heart) had the decency to stop me.
Tell me about the pool. Seriously. Is it as good as it looks online?
Okay, the pool. Let's talk pool. That infinity pool? It's even better in person and I don't like to overhype anything. Trust me. The water is perfect, the view is astounding, and you can spend hours just floating, watching the world go by. We even have sun loungers and umbrellas. You may encounter the occasional mosquito, so make sure you bring your repellent. It's hard to describe how good it is. It's like staring into the deep, blue Mediterranean...and it's right at your fingertips. Every morning, I'd sit and drink my coffee and forget the chaos of everyday life. The pool is the place where magic happens. Whether or not you like swimming, the pool is a must. And I am being honest here.
How close are the apartments to beaches? Because… beach.
Beaches, beaches, beaches! You're in Crete, people! Beaches are practically mandatory. You're a short drive from some absolutely stunning beaches. Some are secluded coves perfect for getting away from it all. Others are bustling with life, with water sports and restaurants. My personal recommendation? Elafonisi. It's a bit of a drive, but the pink sand and crystal-clear water… it's a fairytale. Expect to find yourself completely mesmerized. Don't forget your sunscreen! Bring a towel, a hat, and maybe… just maybe… a slightly unhealthy obsession with the perfect shade of turquoise. You'll be in good company. Seriously, planning a beach day on Crete is one of life's greatest pleasures. We can give you some insider tips on the best spots, depending on what vibe you're after.
Is there anything I should… be aware of before booking? Like, any hidden gotchas?
Okay, real talk. While we strive for perfection, things can happen. Sometimes the Wi-Fi decides to take a day off (we're working on it, I swear!). There might, *might* be a stray lizard or two making an appearance on your balcony. It's Crete – nature is everywhere! Embrace it. Be aware that the roads can get a bit twisty-turny, so if you're prone to car sickness, pack some ginger or something. And remember, in general, things move a little slower here. Embrace the pace of life! Also, and this is important: Learn a few basic Greek phrases. They will serve you well, and the locals will LOVE you for it. Now, this may sound like a lot, but the good far outweighs the potentially not-so-good. We're hereBackpacker Hotel Find
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