Escape the Ordinary: Your Dream Room Awaits in Bangkok's Chaengwattana!
Escape the Ordinary: Your Dream Room Awaits in Bangkok's Chaengwattana! - A Review That Actually Gets It
Okay, so I'm back from my Bangkok adventure, and let me tell you, it was… something. And the place that served as my basecamp? "Escape the Ordinary: Your Dream Room Awaits" in Chaengwattana. Sounds promising, right? Let's unpack this, because after a week in the Thai heat (which, side note, is STRONG), I've got opinions. And a craving for Pad Thai.
First Impressions & Accessibility - Did They Get It?
Right off the bat, getting there was a breeze thanks to their included airport transfer. Score! After a marathon flight, the thought of haggling with a taxi? No thanks. They've got the accessibility thing down, too. Wheelchair accessible is a big win, though I didn't personally need it. But seeing those ramps and thoughtful touches? It speaks volumes. And the elevators? Crucial. Seriously, after a day of exploring, those things are your best friend.
Internet, Glorious Internet! (And Other Techie Bits)
Let’s talk tech. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise the Wi-Fi Gods! And it actually works. I'm talking streaming movies (when I wasn't out dodging tuk-tuks), video calls with the folks back home, the works. They also offer Internet access – LAN if you're into that old-school wired vibe. I wasn't, but options are always good.
Cleanliness and Safety - Did They Actually Clean?!
Okay, this is where I get serious. Post-pandemic, we all want clean. And "Escape the Ordinary" seems to have taken this seriously. I saw the signs: Daily disinfection in common areas, Anti-viral cleaning products, Staff trained in safety protocol. This felt reassuring. My room was spotless. And, bonus points for rooms sanitized between stays. I even spotted the hand sanitizer dispensers strategically placed everywhere. And don't worry, they had hand sanitizer.
The Room Itself - My Little Chaengwattana Fortress!
Okay, let me paint you a picture. Air conditioning blasting (essential!), blackout curtains (needed for those jet-lagged naps), and a desk ready for work (or pretending to work while scrolling through Instagram). The bed? Comfy. Pillows galore. And the bathroom? Clean, modern, with a shower that actually worked. I did appreciate the complimentary tea and coffee maker, because early starts and jetlag go hand in hand. It was a haven. My little, personal Chaengwattana fortress. Even the slippers, which were a life saver. And the non smoking rooms were great as I am not a smoker.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - Fueling the Adventure (or the Nap)
This is where things got a little… interesting. The restaurant situation was decent. They had Asian cuisine, Western cuisine. The breakfast buffet was pretty standard, with the usual suspects (eggs, bacon, pastries, and, of course, an Asian breakfast selection). There was a coffee shop, a snack bar, and a poolside bar, all essential for tropical living. However, I'm going to be honest… the coffee wasn’t the best. A minor quibble, ultimately.
But Let's Talk About The Pool. Oh, The Pool!
Okay, here is where I lost any objective-ness. The swimming pool at "Escape the Ordinary" is a vibe. A full-blown, "I'm-in-Bangkok-and-I-deserve-this" experience. The pool with a view is just stunning. Imagine: warm sun, the Bangkok skyline in the distance, chilled water. And a poolside bar (yes, I already mentioned it, but it bears repeating). I spent hours there. Hours! I might have even forgotten to apply sunscreen once or twice. The poolside bar was great, with happy hour, when the drinks are a little cheaper. They even had snacks. This is what vacation is about, people.
Things To Do & Ways To Relax - Finding Your Zen (Or Not)
They've got the whole relaxation thing covered. There's a fitness center, if you're into that thing. They have a gym/fitness. They offer a spa, with massage (yes, please!), a sauna, and a steamroom. I indulged in a body scrub, and I think I left a layer of dead skin behind. I felt amazing. My skin was soft and glowing. They have a foot bath.
Services and Conveniences - The Little Things That Matter
They had all the basics covered: 24-hour front desk, daily housekeeping, laundry service (thank goodness!), luggage storage. The convenience store was handy for late-night snack runs. Currency exchange - a must in Thailand. They even had a gift/souvenir shop (I snagged a t-shirt).
For the Kids - Family Fun (Maybe?)
I didn't travel with kids, but they certainly seemed prepared. The family/child friendly vibe was strong, and I did spot some kids facilities. They even offered a babysitting service.
The "Dream Room" - Does It Deliver?
Look, it's a solid hotel. Clean, comfortable, with some serious relaxation potential. Does it actually transport you to a dream? That's a tough one to answer. It's more of a comfortable basecamp, a welcoming place to unwind after battling the Bangkok traffic and the heat.
Stuff I Was On The Fence About & My Quirks:
- The décor: Honestly, it was a bit generic. Not offensive, just…forgettable. I found it very sterile.
- The location: Chaengwattana isn’t exactly the center of the action. You'll need to budget time for taxis or public transport, or even better, to arrange an airport transfer.
- The lack of a personal touch: Things were efficient and professional, but it lacks character. It's more business than personality.
The Verdict: Who Should Book This Place?
- Families: With the kid-friendly facilities.
- Business travelers: The business facilities are a plus.
- Anyone seeking a clean, comfortable, and safe stay: Especially if you value accessibility.
- People who want to relax by a gorgeous pool: seriously, its worth it for the pool.
Overall Score: 4 out of 5 stars. It's got its flaws, but for what it offers and the price point, it's a winner.
My Honest, Stream-of-Consciousness Moment:
I’m not saying it’s paradise. But after a week of chaos – the bustling markets, the overwhelming food, the sheer sensory overload of Bangkok – "Escape the Ordinary" was a relief. The moment I stepped into that climate-controlled room, stripped off my sweaty clothes, and cranked up the AC, I felt a sigh of pure, unadulterated bliss. And the pool… I could happily live in that pool.
Now, for the Ultimate Pitch: Book "Escape the Ordinary" and Treat Yourself!
Listen, you deserve it.
Are you tired of cramped hotel rooms, sketchy Wi-Fi, and questionable cleanliness? Do you dream of a hassle-free stay with stunning amenities and top-notch safety?
Then "Escape the Ordinary: Your Dream Room Awaits in Bangkok's Chaengwattana" is calling your name!
Here's why you should book NOW:
- Relax and Recharge: Dive into the stunning outdoor swimming pool with a view. Unwind with a soothing massage at our spa.
- Seamless Convenience: Enjoy free Wi-Fi in all areas to stay connected (or disconnected, your choice!).
- Safety Assured: Stay worry-free with our rigorous cleaning protocols, including daily disinfection in common areas and staff trained in safety.
Book your "Escape the Ordinary" experience today and unlock bliss! You won't regret it. Plus, what are you waiting for? Book now before some other traveler snags your spot!
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Elan Inn Jilin Fortune Plaza - Jilin City!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously planned travel itinerary. This is… a vibe. We're hitting up RoomQuest Chaengwattana in Bangkok, and let me tell you, I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. But hey, adventures are about the journey, right? (…and maybe a little bit about air conditioning, because Bangkok heat is a beast.)
Day 1: Arrival and the Sweet Embrace of… Jet Lag?
- Morning (ish): Landed in Suvarnabhumi Airport. The air slapped me in the face the second I stepped out. Instant sweat. It was beautiful. Immigration? Smooth sailing, surprisingly. Then, the Great Taxi Hunt. Okay, maybe "hunt" is dramatic. More like… a negotiation, a brief dance of bartering with a taxi driver who looked like he'd seen it all. (He probably had.) Got to RoomQuest. The lobby was surprisingly chic – minimalist, cool tiles, a welcome contrast to the sweltering outside. Found my room, and, glorious air conditioning! Jet lag was already starting to feel like a freight train, but the AC was a siren song.
- Afternoon: Spent a solid hour trying to figure out the TV remote. Failing. Surrendering. Napping. Woke up convinced I was having a fever dream. Ate a mango. The mango was incredible. This trip is already worth it for the mangoes alone.
- Evening: Stumbled out of the hotel, driven by a desperate need for food. Found a street vendor selling pad thai. The best pad thai I've ever had, hands down. Like, it tasted like pure, unadulterated sunshine and happiness. Even the cilantro didn’t bother me (and I usually hate cilantro). Walked back to the hotel, already plotting my next pad thai mission. Passed a gaggle of noisy school kids, and felt a twinge of nostalgia. I should have taken a picture. Maybe tomorrow.
- Night: Tried to sleep. Failed. Wide awake, staring at the ceiling. Thinking about pad thai. Thinking about how I'm probably going to make a complete fool of myself in public tomorrow. The sweet terror of travel is a thing, am I right?
Day 2: Temples, Taxis, and Total Tourist Fails (and a Hidden Gem!)
- Morning: Alarm went off (eventually). Stumbled to breakfast. The hotel buffet? More like a buffet adventure. I tried everything. The pastries were… questionable. The fruit was divine. Fuelled up and decided to finally see some sights. Wat Pho (Reclining Buddha) it is!
- Late Morning: The Grand Palace. Oh, the Grand Palace. It was… overwhelming. Absolutely stunning, yes, but also packed with tourists, and the sun was turning me into a puddle of sweat. Took about a million pictures. Probably they all look the same. Tried to act culturally sensitive, but accidentally bumped into a monk. Mortified. He smiled. Crisis averted? Maybe. Took a water break, and saw a lady with the most amazing hat. Couldn’t. Stop. Staring.
- Afternoon: Taxi ride. The driver? A character. He drove like he was in a video game, dodging tuk-tuks and weaving through traffic. I was both terrified and exhilarated. Got completely lost trying to find a specific tailor shop (yes, I’m that cliché). Ended up wandering down a tiny back alley, feeling a little defeated. Then… I stumbled upon a hidden gem: a small, family-run restaurant. No tourists. Just delicious, authentic Thai food that tasted like it was made with love. Ordered the green curry. Best curry I've had in my life. Ate so much, almost fell into a food coma. That's the travel experience!
- Evening: Returned to RoomQuest. Needed to lie down. And maybe shower. Repeated the whole trying-to-watch-TV-and-failing process. Ordered room service – a simple club sandwich, but it felt like a five-star meal. More strategic planning for the next day. Trying not to think about going home yet.
Day 3: Markets, Malls, and the Mystery of the Missing Sunglasses
- Morning: Determined to be a more efficient tourist. Planned a morning trip to Chatuchak Weekend Market! (Even though technically, it's not the weekend). Uber ride to the market was smooth, even if the driver got a little distracted showing me photos of his cat.
- Late Morning: Chatuchak! Ah, the sensory overload. The noise, the smells, the sheer amount of stuff. Bargained for a few souvenirs (felt like I was winning!), bought a scarf, saw a guy with a pet monkey. The chaos was exhilarating. And then! The sunglasses were lost. I have no idea how. Probably when I was giddily looking at some colorful t-shirts. Gone. My favorite sunglasses. I was devastated for approximately five minutes. Found a knockoff pair for 100 baht. Fine, they'll do.
- Afternoon: Reached massive central mall. The air conditioning hit me like a comforting hug. Checked out all the shops. Saw some people wearing clothes. Did some people-watching. Ended up buying a new phone charger. This is the glamorous life, folks.
- Evening: Back at RoomQuest. Packing. Thinking about the amazing pad thai, the weird taxi driver, the chaotic market, and the missing sunglasses. Feeling a little sad to leave. The trip has been amazing, even with the bumps, the mistakes, and the occasional moments of utter bewilderment. Sat on the balcony (it has a balcony!) and watched the city lights. Smiled. Bangkok, you were a wild ride. I'll be back, next time with a stronger resolve to learn Thai and probably less impulsive souvenir purchases. Until then, Sawasdee Khrap!
Escape the Ordinary: Your Dream Room Awaits (Chaengwattana Edition!) - Let's Get Real, Folks
Okay, spill the beans! What *actually* is Escape the Ordinary in Chaengwattana? Is it, like, *really* a dream room?
Alright, buckle up, because I'm about to get *real* real. Escape the Ordinary is... well, it’s a chance to curate a room in Bangkok. You get to pick and choose the furniture, the vibe, the *entire feng shui*. The catch? It's a rental, not a purchase. Think of it as a super-powered Airbnb meets a super-stylish showroom. Dream room? Look, it's *someone's* dream room. Whether it's *yours*... that's the fun (and sometimes frustrating) part.
Let me tell you, I went in thinking, "Ooh, designer digs!" I left thinking, "My bank account *and* my sanity survived!" Seriously, I went through a *whole* spectrum of emotions. The sheer volume of *choices*? Overwhelming! Like trying to pick a single flavor of ice cream from a million options. And then you actually *live* there. It's a trial by fire. You see what actually makes a space you feel good in, or what becomes the bane of your existence within a week.
So, like, are the rooms Instagrammable? Because, let's be honest, that’s important.
Oh, absolutely! Instagrammable? More like *Instagram-obsessed-worthy*. Listen, I spent a *significant* amount of time staging photos. (Don't judge! FOMO is a powerful drug!) The rooms are designed to look good in pictures. That much is true. The lighting is generally pretty decent, and the furniture... well, it's curated for aesthetic appeal. Think modern, minimalist, with a *splash* of that Bangkok flair. Expect crisp white walls, carefully placed plants, and enough cushions to sink into.
BUT! And this is a *big* but. Remember, you're living in it. What looks good in a photo, doesn't always translate to *practical*. That sleek coffee table? Beautiful... until you stub your toe on it for the *tenth* time at 3 AM because you forgot where the bathroom was. Still, the photos... *chef's kiss*.
What's the deal with the furniture? Do I pick *everything*?
Okay, this is where things get *interesting*. You get a catalog of options. And it's a *big* catalog, my friend. Beds, sofas, tables, lamps, artwork... the works. You, the intrepid room curator, get to choose what goes into your temporary kingdom. The experience is something like playing a Sims game but *real*. You have a budget, and you pick the pieces that speak to your soul (or at least, your budget).
However, there's a catch! You work within the provided items and the rooms may already come with some basic furniture. It is not completely blank slate, it is more like a blank canvas with existing elements that you need to work with. I really wanted a *specific* kind of reading lamp. They didn’t have it. The horror! (Okay, maybe not horror, but a minor existential crisis.) Also, the furniture changes all the time, I think. They’re always getting new pieces. Which is fun… and also overwhelming. Because then you have to re-think everything… again.
Is it a good deal financially? Bangkok rentals can be a minefield.
Ah, the million-dollar question (or, you know, the price of a nice rental in Bangkok). Financially... look, it's *not* the cheapest option. You're paying a premium for the design, the curated experience, and the flexibility. Think of it as a semi-luxury experience. It is convenient. You don't have the hassle of buying and moving furniture (a HUGE win, trust me). They take care of the maintenance. And let’s be honest, you are paying for your room to be photogenic.
But you *can* find cheaper rentals in Bangkok. The key is to decide what's important to *you*. If you prioritize convenience, design, and a bit of a "fresh start" vibe, then it might be worth it. If you're purely focused on saving every Baht, then... maybe stick to those Craigslist ads.
The location. Chaengwattana… what’s the vibe? Anything to do nearby?
Chaengwattana... okay, let us be *brutally* honest. It's not exactly the heart of the party. It's not like, *Khao San Road*. Think more… residential. It’s a lot more suited to long-term expats or people who work in that area than backpackers. Still, it has its advantages. It's generally safe. There are plenty of malls (Mega Bangna is not far, but you'll need a taxi or the public transport). There are plenty of restaurants, massage parlors, and all the essential services.
You may want to get used to taking taxis or using Grab, though. Public transport is… present. But walking distance to *major* attractions? Not really. It’s a trade-off. Quiet and convenient, or buzzing with life? Your call.
What happens when my lease is up? Do I get to keep the furniture?! (Please say yes...)
Hahaha! Oh, honey... if only! No, sadly, you don't get to keep the furniture. It is a rental! The pieces are returned, and you move out. It’s the price you pay for semi-luxury living. Think of it this way: It's a chance to experience different styles without the long-term commitment (or the subsequent apartment full of stuff you never use).
For me, the most emotionally taxing part was actually *packing*. Not just because I had to leave the curated perfection, but because that space was *mine* for a time. And you know what? I missed it once I left. Sometimes, all I want is to go back to the 'good old days', stubbing my toes on that stylish coffee table.
Real talk: Any hidden fees? (Because, you know… life.)
Oh, you better believe it! Always ask about the *fine print*. There's likely to be a security deposit. (Protect that deposit! I learned the hard way.) Also, check the utility situation – is it included, or is it extra? What about cleaning services? (Bless them, honestly.) Read the contract *carefully*. I'm just saying ... don't be surprised if you find a few extra costs you didn’t anticipate.
And here's a pro-tip: Document *everything*. Take photos when you move in (andDigital Nomad Hotels
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