Unbelievable Columbus Getaway: Hampton Inn & Suites Scioto Downs!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the Hampton Inn & Suites Scioto Downs in Columbus, Ohio. And let me tell you, I'm not holding back. I'm gonna spill the tea, the coffee, and maybe a little bit of the juice from the actually decent complimentary breakfast bagels. This isn't your boring, corporate-speak hotel review. This is the real deal.
First Impressions: The Scioto Downs Shuffle
Okay, so first things first: accessibility. They claim to be accessible, and from what I saw, they're leaning in the right direction. Elevators? Check. Ramps? Check. BUT (and there's always a "but," isn't there?), I didn’t personally test a wheelchair, so take my word with a grain of salt. Good for the claims, but I couldn't give a definitive ruling in this section. (SEO: Wheelchair accessible – allegedly! And definitely elevator and facilities for disabled guests are mentioned).
The location itself is…well, it’s Scioto Downs. That means horse racing! Which, hey, if you're into that, you're golden. If not, you're still reasonably close to Columbus and all the cool stuff that city keeps secret (until you discover it!).
The Room: Your Personal Fortress (Hopefully Clean)
Entering the room, I'm always a bit of a germaphobe, so the "Rooms sanitized between stays" promise was a relief. (SEO: Rooms sanitized between stays, Anti-viral cleaning products, Cleanliness and safety, Daily disinfection in common areas, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items). They also offer a "Room sanitization opt-out available," which is a nice touch in terms of giving guests control. The promise of a clean room is one thing, the experience is another. I did feel that the space was clean upon entry.
The room itself? Pretty standard Hampton Inn fare. Think comfy bed (Extra long bed is available!), decent TV (with, yes, on-demand movies), and a mini-fridge to stash your midnight snacks. The air conditioning worked like a charm (important in Ohio summers, trust me), and the blackout curtains were a lifesaver for my sleep-in tendencies. I loved the coffee/tea maker, and the complimentary tea was a nice touch. (SEO: Air conditioning, Blackout curtains, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea). The bathroom was… functional. Clean, well-lit, and the water pressure was surprisingly good. Bathrobes and slippers are a small luxury that I always welcome.
Internet: The Eternal Struggle (or "Wi-Fi Woes")
Let's be real: Wi-Fi is a dealbreaker in this day and age. They promise free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (SEO: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, Internet, Internet access – wireless, Internet access – LAN). And… well, it worked. Most of the time. There were a few moments of buffering agony, but generally, it was acceptable. Not lightning-fast, but enough to stream a movie or, you know, do some actual work. The availability of Internet [LAN] is even better. Overall the connection was acceptable.
The Eats & Drinks: Fueling the Fun (or Lack Thereof)
Breakfast is where Hampton Inns usually shine, and this one mostly delivered. The breakfast buffet was your typical spread, including the decent bagels, cold cereal, scrambled eggs, little sausage patties, and they even had a waffle maker, which is always a win. Coffee was plentiful (thank the gods!). (SEO: Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast takeaway service, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Breakfast service, Restaurants, Alternative meal arrangement).
There's a coffee shop and a snack bar. Also, there's a bar that has a poolside setup. I didn't check out the poolside bar but heard good things.
The room service [24-hour] is a lifesaver for those late-night cravings.
I couldn't find a vegetarian restaurant here, but I'm sure there are options.
(SEO: Dining, drinking, and snacking, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Snack bar, Coffee shop)
Things to Do & Relaxing – The Mixed Bag
Okay, so here's where things get a little… meh. The fitness center was small but had the basics. Gym/fitness is good. There is a swimming pool and a pool with a view for those looking to swim. There is a Spa and Spa/sauna too with some Massage options. Ways to relax, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor].
The big draw is the horse racing. If you're not into it, then you're kind of reliant on the hotel as a base camp. They have a few outdoor venue for special events which is nice. (SEO: Things to do, ways to relax, Spa, Fitness center, Gym/fitness, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]).
Service & Conveniences: The Unsung Heroes
The staff were friendly and helpful. The 24-hour front desk is always a comfort. (SEO: Front desk [24-hour], Concierge). Daily housekeeping kept the place tidy, which I always value. They offer laundry service (thank goodness!). The luggage storage was handy. They have business facilities.
They also offer airport transfer and taxi service. (SEO: Airport transfer, Taxi service).
Cleanliness and Safety – Taking It Seriously (Finally!) I’m including this section here, because it needs to be addressed. The hotel is taking this seriously. I saw hand sanitizer stations everywhere, the staff were masked up (and the guests weren’t judged for doing it too), and there were signs about distancing, etc. (SEO: Hand sanitizer, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Staff trained in safety protocol). Seeing this level of care made me feel a lot more comfortable than at some other places I’ve stayed recently.
The Quirks and the Imperfections (Because Life Isn't Perfect)
No hotel is flawless. Here's where the Hampton Inn Scioto Downs tripped up:
- Parking: Parking was free, which is always a plus, but it got crowded during race days.
- The Vibe: It's a Hampton Inn. Expect a certain level of…generic-ness.
- The Location Again: If you’re not into horses, you will likely feel… isolated.
The Verdict: Should You Book It?
Look, the Hampton Inn & Suites Scioto Downs is a solid choice if you're going to the races or need a comfortable, reliable base in the area . It's not going to blow your mind, but it's comfortable, clean, and the staff are friendly.
HERE'S MY CRAZY-GOOD OFFER FOR YOU!
Unbelievable Columbus Getaway: Horse Racing & Hampton Style!
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- Free Breakfast Buffet: Fuel up for your day with our complimentary breakfast service, including fresh bagels.
- Fast & Free Wi-Fi: Stay connected.
- Convenient Location: Minutes from the racetrack and easy access to Columbus attractions.
- Flexibility: We are offering bookings in a variety of options from Family/child friendly options to Couple's room options.
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- A complimentary drink voucher that can use at the bar!
- Early check-in (based on availability) to start your fun sooner!
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P.S. This is a family-friendly hotel! (SEO: Family/child friendly, Kids meal, Babysitting service). If you're coming with kids, they definitely will appreciate it!
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Alright, buckle up buttercup, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is a Hampton Inn & Suites Columbus Scioto Downs adventure, and things are about to get delightfully chaotic.
Day 1: Arrival &…Well, Hopefully Not Disaster (Columbus, OH - Let's Do This!)
- 1:00 PM: Okay, so the drive from… (Let's be honest, does anyone ever remember the starting point? It's always "somewhere further than I'd like to be") was a beast. Apparently, the GPS and I have a very loose definition of "shortcut." Ended up in a cornfield. Seriously. Actual corn. Finally limped into the Hampton Inn, praying my car didn't spontaneously combust. Check-in was painless, bless the overly-enthusiastic receptionist, who made me feel like a VIP just for existing. Room: clean, blessedly air-conditioned. Big win. But the view…well, let's just say it's a strong contender for the title of "Most Beige View Ever." A parking lot. A very large, beige parking lot. Sigh.
- 1:30 PM: Unpacked. Which, let's face it, is just throwing everything into increasingly desperate piles. Found a rogue granola bar in my bag. Score! Fuel for the impending chaos.
- 2:00 PM: The Scioto Downs Racetrack. A pilgrimage, I tell you! I consider myself a connoisseur of horseflesh (mostly because I've watched Seabiscuit approximately 500 times.) My first visit to a live track, a little intimidating, but I'm here to win! (Or, you know, lose with style.) Spent a good 20 minutes agonizing over the racing forms, feeling utterly lost. Felt the weight of expectations. Suddenly noticed, there were no expectations, just a bunch of people trying out each random combination.
- 3:00 PM: Bet my first race. Picked a horse with a name that sounded promising, "Lucky Leprechaun." (I'm Irish, it felt right). We lost. Devastating. Ate a hot dog to soothe the pain.
- 3:30 PM - 6:00 PM: Continued to bet, continued to lose. This is the gambler's life! (Or, you know, the life of someone who probably shouldn't gamble.) But the atmosphere! The energy! The collective groans of disappointment… it was fantastic. Found myself yelling at the horses, offering unsolicited advice, and high-fiving a guy in a truly awful Hawaiian shirt. He seemed nice.
- 6:30 PM: Dinner at… wherever that steakhouse is near the hotel. Apparently, it's a thing. The steak was… adequate. The service was friendly, if a little slow. Definitely needed a bit more sauce. Had an emotional breakdown when one of the side dishes arrived. Don't ask.
- 8:00 PM: Back to the glorious, beige room. Watched some terrible TV (is there any other kind when you're alone in a hotel?). Started writing this, because, hey, I should probably document this epic voyage, no?
Day 2: Breakfast, Exploring, and Deep Thoughts (Or, at Least, Trying)
- 7:00 AM: Attempted the Hampton Inn's "free breakfast." It's…functional. Waffles, cereal (the kind that gets soggy in 2 seconds), and something suspiciously resembling scrambled eggs. Pro tip: bring your own coffee.
- 8:00 AM: Decided to take a walk, because, you know, health. Mostly walked around the parking lot again. Then found a park, the air was surprisingly fresh.
- 9:00 AM: Thought a bit more about the races, the horses. Felt slightly more connected to everything.
- 10:00 AM: Hit the shops. Picked up a souvenir: a keychain that says "I survived Columbus!". Now I have the feeling I should have gotten a shirt and a cap.
- 11:00 AM: Back to the room. Found a rogue sock that escaped when unpacking. It was the best sock.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch back at the hotel, the microwave was not working well.
- 1:00 PM: Back to the races at Scioto Downs. Determined to break even today. (Spoiler alert: I didn't). Became friends with someone. Noted this person.
- 6:00 PM: It was time to leave, said goodbye to my newfound friends and headed for home.
The Final Verdict:
Look, this wasn't a perfect trip. There were questionable food choices, a distinct lack of winning, and a whole lot of beige. But it was real. It was messy. It was full of little moments of awkwardness and genuine connection. It was, in its own gloriously imperfect way, a proper adventure. Hampton Inn & Scioto Downs, you weird, wonderful place, thank you for the memories. And the reminder that sometimes, the best trips are the ones where things don't go exactly as planned. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need a long nap.
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Alright, spill the beans. Is the "Unbelievable Columbus Getaway" *actually* unbelievable? Or is it just… a hotel?
The pool. TELL ME ABOUT THE POOL! Is it… clean? Crowded? Actual fun?
The complimentary breakfast. Is it worth the price of admission (which, let’s be honest, is already built into the room rate)?
Okay, so the racetrack… is it actually *fun*? Do I have to know anything about horses? Because I know *nothing*.
What about the location? Is it conveniently located? Easy to get to?
The staff! Are they… you know… *nice*? Helpful? Or are they just going through the motions?
Anything else I should know before booking the "Unbelievable Columbus Getaway"? Any hidden fees? Any… *secrets*?
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