Escape to Paradise: Unforgettable Stays at DoubleTree by Hilton Columbus (GA)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the DoubleTree by Hilton Columbus (GA), and let me tell you, this wasn't just a stay; it was a whole experience. I’m talking all that and a bag of (hopefully individually wrapped!) chips. Because let’s be honest, in the post-pandemic world, you notice the individually wrapped chips.
Let's talk Accessibility First, Because It Matters Beyond Measure
Right off the bat, let me applaud the DoubleTree. Accessibility is a BIG deal, and they seem to get it. The hotel boasts facilities for disabled guests, the elevator is a lifesaver (duh!), and I even noticed things like visual alarms in the rooms – small gestures that make a massive difference. Now, I didn't personally need the wheelchair access, but walking around, you got the feeling they’d actually thought about it. Important. Real important.
The Room: My Little Haven, Mostly
Okay, the rooms. Available in all rooms: Okay, so basically the entire list of things you would want and need in a hotel room. The list is impressively long. I'm talking: Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless (Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!), Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service. Whew! I told you it was a long list.
The room itself was pretty darn comfy. I loved the blackout curtains because, let’s just say, I’m not the kind of person who thrives on early morning sunshine. I'm a vampire on vacation. The coffee/tea maker was a godsend for that early morning caffeine fix. And the free Wi-Fi? Absolutely crucial for, you know, keeping up with my reality TV shows.
But, and there's always a but, right? The décor was a little…corporate-chic. Okay, maybe a lot corporate-chic. Not exactly bursting with personality. I would have loved a little more flair. Some local art? A splash of color? Am I asking too much? Probably. But hey, I'm here to be honest, right?
Safety First (Always!)
I’m not gonna lie, in today’s world, safety is at the forefront of my mind. And the DoubleTree didn’t disappoint. Big points for Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, and Rooms sanitized between stays. Frankly, after my disastrous flight in, I needed that reassurance! I liked seeing staff trained in safety protocol (because, let’s be real, who wants a poorly trained germ-spreading machine serving your breakfast?). Also good: CCTV in common areas & outside property, Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, and the 24-hour security. Made me feel like I could actually exhale and relax.
Food, Glorious Food! (And My Minor Meltdown)
Okay, the food. This is where things get a little… complicated. I had such high hopes! The restaurants looked inviting! The poolside bar tempted me! And oh, that breakfast buffet! (I'm a sucker for a good buffet).
Here’s where I had my mini-meltdown. The buffet was, let's just say, buffet-esque. Standard stuff. Fine enough, but nothing that made me want to write home about it. The Asian breakfast and Asian cuisine in the restaurant options piqued my interest, but I didn’t end up taking the leap. The breakfast takeaway service was handy, though. And the bottle of water in the room was much appreciated (hydration is key, people!).
I'd also like to report that the coffee/tea in restaurant was good, and strong. Very necessary.
The Amenities: A Mixed Bag of Bliss and…Well, More Bliss
The swimming pool was calling my name, and by a gorgeous angle, I had a pool with a view. Divine. The fitness center gave me a chance to work off some of the buffet calories (hey, everything in moderation, right?). I didn't venture into the sauna or steamroom, but I did hear whispers of pure relaxation.
A highlight, though, was the spa. They had everything: Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage. Sadly, I didn’t get to experience Foot bath or any of the other spa things, but I did have a massage booked. This is my confession: I'm a massage snob. I have high standards. But it did not disappoint! This massage was seriously amazing. I could have stayed in that room forever. It was so good, I started to think about booking a second massage before I even left the first one!
Things To Do: So Many Options!
Beyond the hotel itself, the DoubleTree is well-positioned. There are things to do! I wish I had taken the time to look but it's a good location near things like the Civil War naval museum and other things to do in the area.
Location, Location, Location (And the Rest of the Details)
Getting around: The airport transfer was super convenient. The car park [free of charge] was a win. And they've got stuff like taxi service and valet parking if you're the fancy type. I'm not. I'm decidedly not.
For the Kids
If you're traveling with your little ones, they have Babysitting service for when you need to escape (you’re welcome, parents!), and also have friendly Kids facilities and even Kids meal. Just because.
The "Okay, Okay, I'm Sold" Offer!
Alright, here’s the deal: Are you dreaming of a getaway? Craving some pampering and a little escape from the everyday grind? Then look no further!
Escape to Paradise at the DoubleTree by Hilton Columbus (GA)!
Here’s what you get:
- Luxurious Accommodation: Enjoy your stay in a spacious, well-appointed room with all the modern comforts you could ask for, including a super comfy bed.
- Relaxation & Rejuvenation: Indulge in our rejuvenating spa services, take a dip in the sparkling outdoor pool, or hit the fitness center.
- Delicious Dining: Savor delectable meals at our on-site restaurants and start your day with a hearty breakfast.
- Safety & Peace of Mind: Rest easy knowing that we've implemented the highest standards of cleanliness and safety, and that's a promise from me to you!
- Convenient Location: Explore everything Columbus has to offer, with convenient access to local attractions and entertainment.
- Free Wi-Fi: Essential to connect with your friends and family to tell them about your great experience.
Book your stay today and receive:
- 20% off your first massage.
- Complimentary breakfast for two.
- Early check-in/late check-out (based on availability).
Don't miss out on this incredible opportunity to Escape to Paradise! Book now and let the DoubleTree by Hilton Columbus (GA) be your sanctuary where relaxation meets exceptional hospitality.
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So, there you have it. The DoubleTree by Hilton Columbus (GA). Definitely worth a visit. Just remember to bring your own personality to the room. And maybe some snacks. It's still a good choice, especially if you go in with a good mood.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't no travelogue by Ken Burns, alright? This is me, flailing my way through a weekend in Columbus, GA, at the DoubleTree. Let's see if I can even remember what I did. (Spoiler alert: I probably won't.)
DoubleTree Debacle: Columbus, GA - A Weekend of Questionable Choices (and hopefully, cookies)
Day 1: Arrival and Immediate Disappointment (and Redemption in the Form of a Cookie)
- 1:00 PM - Arrival: Landed! Columbus airport. Which, let's be honest, is basically a glorified bus station. Seriously, I blinked, and I was already at the baggage claim. (Side note: My suitcase always seems to attract rogue luggage tags. I swear, it's a magnet for them.) Found the DoubleTree shuttle, which was driven by a guy who looked like he’d seen things. He didn’t say much, which was probably a good thing. Didn't really want to hear his tales of woe right now.
- 1:30 PM - Check-In (with Cookie): Oh. My. God. The DoubleTree. I’d envisioned a grand lobby, maybe a shimmering chandelier, people in power suits… What I got was… fine. Completely fine. Functional. The front desk person was friendly, though. And the cookie? The cookie was a warm, melty beacon of hope in a world that had just served me a tiny airport. Worth the trip.
- 2:00 PM - The Room (and the Unexpected Bed Complications): Okay, the room was, again, fine. Clean, which is the bare minimum I expect, frankly. But the bed… the bed. It was a monster. Seriously, it was like one of those self-adjusting, gravity-defying contraptions out of a science fiction movie. I spent a solid five minutes just trying to figure out how to get onto it without taking out a hip. Finally managed to wrestle myself in, and promptly fell into a nap of epic proportions. Jet lag, you beast. I was in the room for a while
- 4:00 PM - The Hunger Strikes: Now that my body had reset, I was hungry. So hungry. I wanted a giant sandwich, or maybe pizza. It's a shame I didn't have Uber, or a ride… I did have some trail mix, though.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner (Attempted): Ah, the hotel restaurant. I had high hopes. Maybe some actual, real food! I walked in and was immediately deflated. They had a seafood night. I'm not a seafood person. I ended up ordering a burger, and the waiter gave me a strange look. I didn't care. It was food. It was fine.
- 7:30 PM - Evening Entertainment (the TV): I'm a simple soul, I admit it. After dinner, I was beat. I turned on the TV, and I felt happy. There was actually a lot of channels, but it was late, and I slept.
Day 2: A Day of Riverwalk Adventures and Questionable Decisions
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast (of Champions… or at least, existence): The dreaded hotel breakfast buffet. It was… there. Eggs, questionable sausage, some rubbery bacon. I loaded up on coffee and avoided eye contact with the other guests. This is my happy place.
- 9:00 AM - The Riverwalk (Attempt 1): I decided to be adventurous! Columbus has a Riverwalk, which sounded promising. The plan: a scenic stroll, maybe some kayaking, a whole 'nother world. The reality: I got lost. I blame the poorly marked signage. Or maybe it was the giant coffee. I don't know. I wandered in circles for a good 30 minutes before giving up.
- 10:00 AM - The National Infantry Museum & Soldier Center: Back on track, I visited the museum of the soldier. The exhibits were impressive! Some of them were heartbreaking- real stories and real weapons.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch (and a Moment of Self-Pity): I wandered down the street. Finally, I saw a small deli. "This is it," I thought. I ordered a sandwich. It was adequate. I felt a wave of sadness wash over me, like "Is this it? Is this how I spend my weekend? Eating bland food and wandering aimlessly?" I promptly drowned my sorrows in a diet coke.
- 1:00 PM - The Riverwalk (Attempt 2 - Success!): Second time’s the charm, right? This time, I actually found the Riverwalk. And it was… nice. A little crowded, but hey, people were enjoying themselves. I walked for a bit. It was good.
- 3:00 PM - Back to the Hotel (and the Temptation of the Pool): Honestly, I was starting to cook under the sun. So I went back to the hotel, and, for a second, I actually thought about going to the pool. The water looked cold. I ended up in a nice chair with a book.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner (The Burger Returns): I really am not a foodie. I was tired, and didn't want to get lost again. I went back to the hotel and had the same burger. I added cheese.
- 8:00 PM - Evening Entertainment (the Internet): Instead of the TV, I spent the evening on the internet. Reading. Watching something. The perfect end to the day.
Day 3: The Cookie's Farewell and the Bitter Sweet Goodbye
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast (and the End of an Era): Okay, look, I'm gonna be honest. I was really hoping for another cookie. And there it was. The same warm, melty, delicious beacon of hope. It was perfect.
- 9:00 AM - Final Check-Out: Check out and, the nice lady at the desk smiles. I smile back, and I'm gone. This wasn't the perfect weekend, but it was pretty good.
- 10:00 AM - Departure: The Columbus airport. The shuttle, that guy, and the plane for the flight home. I think about the bed in the hotel. And I think about the cookie.
Final Thoughts:
Would I go back to Columbus, GA? Maybe. Would I stay at the DoubleTree again? Probably, at least for the cookie. Did I have a life-altering experience? Nope. Did I survive? Absolutely. And that, my friends, is a win in my book. Now, where's the next cookie?
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So, DoubleTree Columbus... "Paradise"? Seriously? My expectations are...mixed. Talk me down.
That cookie... is it *really* as legendary as everyone says? Because I've heard things. I'm a cookie snob.
Okay, fine, the cookie sounds good. But what are the *actual* rooms like? Clean? Updated? No questionable stains? Be honest!
The pool... is it actually swimmable? And, you know, not overrun with screaming kids? (I’m an introvert, sue me).
What about the food? Is the on-site restaurant worth it, or should I just Uber Eats?
Anything else I should know? Any unexpected quirks or hidden gems? Spill the tea!
You mentioned the Riverwalk. Give me the lowdown -- worth the visit?
Okay,Hotel Haven Now
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