Santorini Dreams: Unforgettable Luxury at Remezzo Villas
Santorini Dreams: Remezzo Villas - My Messy, Honest, and Utterly Captivated Review
Okay, listen. I just got back from Santorini, and my brain is still basically a postcard of white-washed buildings, impossibly blue water, and the faint smell of sunscreen. And Remezzo Villas? Whoa. It's not just a hotel; it's a whole vibe. I'm talking "forget-you-have-bills-and-responsibilities" kind of vibe. Let's dive in, because honestly, I could talk about this place for days.
First Impressions (and Accessibility - Let's Get This Out of the Way)
Right off the bat (and this is important), Remezzo isn't the simplest place to get to if you're dealing with mobility issues. Santorini, while breathtaking, isn't exactly known for its flat, paved roads. They DO offer airport transfer (thank GOD, because navigating those winding streets in a rental car after a transatlantic flight would be a nightmare). As for on-site accessibility…this is where I'm less confident. The website mentions “Facilities for disabled guests,” but I'm not seeing dedicated details. This is something to definitely clarify with them directly before booking.
Cleanliness and Safety: Because, You Know, The World
Okay, so, post-pandemic travel is a whole different beast. I'm happy to report Remezzo seems to be taking this seriously. They had the usual suspects: hand sanitizer stations everywhere (thank goodness!), and staff wearing masks. But what really impressed me was the Daily disinfection in common areas. I'm talking, like, proper disinfecting, not just a quick spritz. And the "Rooms sanitized between stays"? I felt safe. They even offer Room sanitization opt-out available. Which is a nice touch for folks who might be a little too paranoid (ahem, me). They boast Anti-viral cleaning products and Professional-grade sanitizing services, which, honestly, just made me breathe a little easier. Also the Hand sanitizer was everywhere.
The Room: My Personal Sanctuary (and That View!)
Okay, let's talk about the rooms. I booked a room with a "Pool with a view" (because, duh). And the view…I'm not exaggerating when I say I legit gasped when I opened the door. It's like they bottled up the Aegean Sea and poured it right outside your window. The blackout curtains might as well be called "reality-erasing curtains" because they perfectly banished the real world and I loved them.
Inside, the room was pure luxury:
- Everything was there: Free Wi-Fi (and it actually worked!), Air conditioning (crucial!), a mini bar (stocked with things I probably shouldn’t have eaten at 3 AM), a coffee/tea maker, and… slippers! (A small thing, maybe, but it felt so fancy).
- Practical stuff, too: Safe, hair dryer, desk for anyone who had to pretend to do some work (not me!).
- The bed, with the Extra long sheets, was like sleeping on a cloud.
- Soundproofing…bliss. I could barely hear the (distant) happy chatter from the pool.
- Private Bathroom: with Bathrobes oh my god. I felt like a movie star.
- Daily Housekeeping was a blessing. Cleanliness is a high priority for me.
Dining: A Culinary Adventure (or, My Stomach's Very Happy Story)
Food in Santorini is a thing. Remezzo doesn't disappoint.
- Breakfast: Breakfast [buffet] was included, and it was amazing. Fresh fruit, pastries, yogurt, eggs cooked every which way…I definitely overdid it every morning. They also offer an Asian breakfast option, which seemed pretty posh. They also had Breakfast in room! I loved it!
- Restaurants, Bars, Pools, and Lounges: the Poolside Bar was the place to be. They had Cocktails, and Coffee/tea, and Snacks that were perfect for a lazy day of sunbathing. They also have an A la carte in restaurant which was useful for dinner.
- The Poolside Bar: I kid you not, I spent a solid afternoon just sitting by the pool, sipping a cocktail, and watching the sun dip below the horizon. It sounds cliché, I know, but it was perfection.
- Room Service was available 24/7. So, you know, when you accidentally eat all the snacks from the mini bar (ahem, me) at 3 AM, there's backup.
Things To Do (and Ways to Really Relax)
Okay, here’s where Remezzo hits it out of the park. They're not just selling you a room; they're selling you an experience.
- The Pool with a View: I've mentioned this, but it deserves another shout-out. Swimming pool [outdoor] is key.
- Spa: They have a Spa/sauna, Body wrap, Body scrub, Massage, Sauna, Steamroom – the works. I went for the Massage. And it was the best massage I've ever had. I emerged feeling like a limp noodle of pure relaxation. This alone is worth booking. Seriously. I will go back.
- Fitness Center: For those who actually like working out on vacation (not me, usually), they had a Gym/fitness.
- For the kids: Babysitting service is also useful. Family/child friendly.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Big Difference
They nailed the essential stuff and went the extra mile, too:
- Concierge: Super helpful for booking excursions, making dinner reservations, whatever you need.
- Daily housekeeping: My room was always spotless.
- Luggage Storage: A true lifesaver for late flights.
- Airport Transfer: This is a must.
- Free Car park: Awesome.
The Negatives (Because I’m Honest)
Okay, nobody's perfect. A few minor things:
- Accessibility: Already mentioned this. Verify before you book if you need it.
- The Stairs: There are a lot of them in Santorini. Be prepared for steps. (They’re worth it, though!).
The Verdict: Book It Now (Seriously)
Look, is Remezzo Villas cheap? No. Is it worth it? Absolutely. It's a splurge, but it's also an investment in your sanity. It’s a bubble of luxury and tranquility where you can genuinely unwind. Book it. You won’t regret it. Make sure to clarify any accessibility needs and remember to bring your swimsuit and an open mind.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your sanitized brochure itinerary. This is ME in Santorini, Remezzo Villas, where hopefully, some magic happens. Let's just pray I don't fall off a cliff.
Day 1: Arrival, Jet Lag, and the Search for the Perfect Greek Salad (Spoiler: It Exists!)
- 11:00 AM: Arrive at Santorini (JTR) - Holy moly, this island is breathtaking from the air. The caldera…the whitewashed villages… I'm already half-convinced I've died and gone to Instagram heaven. The airport, on the other hand, is… well, let's just say it's "rustic." Found the transfer pretty quickly, thank the gods.
- 12:00 PM: The drive to Remezzo Villas. Okay, the driver, bless his heart, was either a rally driver in a previous life or just really, really wanted to get us there. My stomach hasn't quite recovered.
- 12:30 PM: Check-in at Remezzo. OMG. The view. The infinity pool literally melts into the Aegean. Okay, okay, breathe. Don’t get carried away. I am already picturing myself, wine in hand… okay, I need to stop thinking about wine. I am sure I'll be spending a lot of down-time at Remezzo Villas.
- 1:30 PM: Attempt to unpack. Fail. Jet lag hit me like a ton of ouzo bricks. Managed to chuck my essentials (sunscreen, swimsuit, all-important hat that's seen better days) into a drawer. Time for naps.
- 3:00 PM: Wake up feeling vaguely human. The sun feels incredible. Actually, I'd forgotten what the sun felt like, so I must go outside. The light here is a whole other level of vibrant.
- 4:00 PM: The quest for the perfect Greek salad begins. Walked to a local place (recommended by the hotel staff), and while the feta was salty heaven, the tomatoes were a bit…meh. Still, ate the whole thing because, Greece.
- 6:00 PM: Stroll through Oia. Oh. My. God. Pictures don't do it justice. The sunset…it's everything you've ever seen in a postcard, times a thousand. Started crying a little. Don’t judge me.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner at a taverna in Oia. Delicious grilled octopus (slightly overcooked, if I'm being honest with myself) and more wine. Maybe a little too much wine.
- 10:00 PM: Back at the villa, gazing at the stars. Feeling overwhelmed in the best way possible. Is this real life?
Day 2: Catamarans, Cliffside Adventures, and the Curious Case of the Missing Towel
- 9:00 AM: Woke up early with a slightly fuzzy head, thanks to the "perfect" Greek wine. Thank goodness for coffee.
- 10:00 AM: The Catamaran Cruise of Dreams! The day started with a boat excursion - it had been a major deal when I booked the vacation that the boat had a Jacuzzi. The catamaran was lovely, even if I was a tad seasick. The water was the most incredible shade of turquoise, and we snorkeled!
- 12:00 PM: The Black Beach! I made for a great tourist, and they were probably regretting letting me swim there, I kept splashing, and even though I knew about not being able to touch the ground, I kept standing there for 10 minutes. The black sand was so hot I was sure I'd burnt the bottoms of my feet. I felt so bad to return back to the boat and see an elderly woman wearing sunglasses and a dress that must have cost thousands. Oh well, I'm only here once!
- 2:00 PM: Lunch on the boat - and the mystery of the missing towel. I swear I put it on the chair, but when I returned, it was gone. I am sure I must have left it at one of the stops.
- 4:00 PM: Red Beach to start a hike around the cliff, and I was absolutely petrified. If anyone has ever been to the beach, then they might understand when I say that it feels just like being on mars. It's incredible!
- 6:00 PM: Dinner in Imerovigli. Another Greek salad, because, well, when in Rome Santorini.
- 8:00 PM: Back to Remezzo, and spent the evening in the jacuzzi, alone.
Day 3: The Volcano, the Wine, and a Questionable Karaoke Performance
- 9:00 AM: Slept in, which was heaven. Coffee on the veranda, contemplating life, and the proper ratio of feta:tomato in a Greek salad. Very important.
- 10:00 AM: Visit the volcano. Okay, so it's not exactly a glamorous experience. It's hot, it smells a bit sulfurous, and the boat ride there is a little… choppy. But the views! The sheer geological power! It was mind-blowing.
- 12:00 PM: Hot Springs! I wasn't expecting it to be the most pristine, but I am pretty sure that all the sunscreen and sweat I was wearing would not be doing very much.
- 2:00 PM: Wine tasting. Oh. My. God. Santorini wines are divine. The Assyrtiko is crisp and zesty like the other grapes, and I’m pretty sure I’m buying any one of the grapes I came through.
- 4:00 PM: Lunch. Amazing.
- 8:00 PM: Karaoke night. Oh dear. I may or may not have had a few too many glasses of wine. Let's just say my performance of "Dancing Queen" was… memorable. For all the wrong reasons, probably.
- 9:00 PM: Back at the villa, feeling slightly mortified. And incredibly grateful for this experience.
Day 4: Beach Day, Souvlaki, and the Sadness of Leaving (Already?)
- 10:00 AM: Beach day in Perissa. Black sand, waves, and a desperate need for a nap.
- 12:00 PM: Souvlaki for lunch!!! I was excited, but I wanted to eat more than I was allowed to.
- 2:00 PM: I could sit for days in the jacuzzi.
- 4:00 PM: Trying to pack. Trying to come to terms with the fact that this incredible trip is almost over.
- 6:00 PM: One last sunset. Tears. So many tears.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner at a taverna, soaking up the last of it.
- 10:00 PM: Back at Remezzo, feeling the bittersweet ache of departure.
Day 5: Departure
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast on the veranda.
- 10:00 AM: Check out of Remezzo. Saying goodbye to that view was harder than I anticipated.
- 11:00 AM: Airport.
- 11:30 AM: Goodbye, Santorini. You crazy, beautiful, perfect island. I will be back.
Post-Trip Ramblings:
Okay, so it wasn't perfect. I ate too much, drank too much, got sunburnt, and probably made a fool of myself on multiple occasions. But it was real. It was alive. It was Santorini. And it was utterly, unbelievably, fantastic. I am already planning a return!
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Santorini Dreams: Remezzo Villas - Let's Get Real (and Maybe a Little Crazy)
Okay, so Remezzo Villas... Is It *Really* As Instagrammable as It Looks?
Alright, let's be brutally honest. Yes. And then some. The pictures? Glorious. The reality? Somehow… more so. I'm talking jaw-dropping sunsets that literally made me ugly-cry. Seriously. Like, full-on mascara rivers of joy. You know, the kind that make you question your entire life's direction and wonder why you aren't living in a perpetual state of Grecian bliss? I swear, I spent the first hour just wandering around, mouth agape, taking approximately 7,234 pictures that all looked pretty much the same... because how do you *capture* perfection? It’s a problem, I tell you. A beautiful, luxurious problem. Though, my first attempt at a drone shot? Yeah, let's just say the wind had other ideas. Ended up resembling a confused seagull.
The Pool... Is It Actually Private, or Am I Sharing It with a Small Horde of Annoying Tourists?
This is crucial. And thankfully, YES. The pools at Remezzo are *absolutely* private. I mean, the only people who might see you are maybe the staff, who are incredibly discreet (and I’m convinced they’re trained in the art of appearing to be invisible when you're attempting a graceful dive and spectacularly failing). I’m talking seriously private. Like, you could swim in the buff, you could sing terrible karaoke (which I, ahem, *might* have done), and the only judge would be the sun... and possibly your liver, if you've had too many of those delicious cocktails they make.
Food, Glorious Food! What's the Restaurant Scene Like, and Can I Actually Cook Something, Or Am I Stuck Eating Gyros Every Day?
Okay, so the restaurant scene in Santorini is… *chef's kiss*. Seriously, the food rivals the views for the title of "Most Amazing Thing Ever." But listen, sometimes you just want something quick, simple, and maybe avoid the crowds of Oia's best restaurants. The villas *do* have kitchens. Now, let me be clear; my cooking skills peak at "making toast." My boyfriend, however... He fancied himself a chef. We bought some amazing local ingredients: fresh feta, tomatoes that taste like sunshine, the whole shebang. And... well, let's just say the resulting carbonara resembled something found on the bottom of a shipwreck. Lesson learned: stick to the restaurants. Or at least don't offer to cook for your SO. The local tavernas? Absolutely worth every Euro. Every single one. And the gyros? A daily necessity. Don't fight it. Just surrender to the deliciousness.
Okay, But the Price... Is It Worth the Splurge? I'm on a Budget (ish).
Alright, let's be honest. Remezzo Villas are not budget-friendly. They're a splurge. A *major* splurge. But let me tell you something... *worth it*. Absolutely, unequivocally, worth it. I'm still eating ramen for the next six months to make up for it. But honestly? That feeling of waking up to that view, having your own private pool, the feeling of complete and utter peace… You can't put a price tag on that. The service? Impeccable. They anticipate your needs before you even know you have them. It's an investment in your sanity, your happiness, and your Instagram feed. Think of it that way. (And maybe start a GoFundMe.)
Let's Talk About That Sunset... Is It Really *That* Amazing?
Oh. My. GOD. The sunset. I'm not even kidding. It's the reason people go to Santorini. It's the reason they fall in love with the island. It's... well, it's a spiritual experience. I actually witnessed a proposal during the sunset. Cue more ugly crying. I was sitting on my terrace, drinking a glass of wine (or maybe two, don't judge), and I watched the sky turn all shades of pink, orange, and purple. Then, this couple... It was beautiful. Just… gorgeous. Like something out of a movie. And then, as the sun dipped below the horizon, I was convinced, genuinely, that I'd witnessed something truly magical. I also thought, "Wow, I need to find a man who will do *that* for me..." (still working on it, FYI.) But seriously, if you see nothing else in your life, see that sunset. It's a memory that will stay with you forever, and that alone may be worth the trip... and then some. Oh, and the best thing? Watching the sunset from your own private villa! The crowds? A distant memory. That alone is worth the price of admission.
What About the Staff? Are They Actually Helpful, or Just Polite Robots?
Polite robots? Absolutely not! The staff at Remezzo Villas are incredible. They're genuinely friendly, helpful, and they actually seem to *care* that you're having a good time. I'm talking about the kind of service where they remember your name (and your coffee order, even after the first day). They're full of local recommendations – hidden beaches, the best tavernas, the secret spots to watch the sunset without the crowds. One time, I locked myself out of my room (embarrassing, I know). They had it sorted in minutes, with a smile and no judgment. Then, when I clumsily spilled red wine on my favorite dress, they were there with stain removal magic. Seriously, they're like fairy godparents with impeccable taste and a knack for hospitality. I wanted to bring them all home with me.
Any Hidden Costs? Like Resort Fees, Annoying Taxes, That Sort of Thing?
Okay, so, yes, there will be taxes. That's just life. But the whole "hidden fees" boogeyman? Not really. Be aware that drinks and food consumed outside of breakfast are extra. But Remezzo is pretty upfront about the costs. I found the pricing to be transparent which is always appreciated. It's not like they're gonna hit you with some surprise charge at the end. Mostly, you're paying for that experience of pure pleasure, that view, and the amazing service. And, as I said before, it's worth it.
Would You Go Back? And Why?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Absolutely! I would sell my kidney (don't tell anyone I said that...) to go back to Remezzo Villas. Why? Because it's not just a vacation; it's an experience. It's a chance to escape the everyday grind, to recharge,Smart Traveller Inns
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