Escape to Paradise: Luxurious Cambridge House B&B in Tasmania's Huon Valley
Escape to Paradise: Actually Escaping to Paradise (Huon Valley Edition) - A Review That's Real, Folks!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a stay at Escape to Paradise: Luxurious Cambridge House B&B in Tasmania's legendary Huon Valley, and let me tell you, I’m still sorting the butterflies from my stomach. Forget those overly-polished travel blogs; this is the real deal. I'm talking honest opinions, the good, the… well, let's just say the interesting. And, because I spent half my time trying to figure out the Wi-Fi password after a particularly potent Huon Valley Pinot, you’re getting a review that is thorough. You'll have details, a full, immersive experience, a picture.
Accessibility & The "A" Word (Don't Worry, They Get It)
Okay, so, for anyone travelling with mobility issues, this is crucial. They list "Facilities for disabled guests," but the fine print matters. I didn't personally need fully-fledged wheelchair accessibility, but I poked around. The website doesn't shout about it, but the staff were absolutely fantastic about answering questions. They seem genuinely invested in making things work for everyone. Elevator access, which is a huge win! Not everything is perfect (the website isn't a model of clarity on this front), but they gave me the impression that they'd move mountains to make it work for you. Score one for inclusivity!
Cleanliness & Safety: More Than Just a Checklist
I arrived a touch cynical about the whole "anti-viral cleaning products" thing, but honestly? I felt safe. Not just "checklist safe," but genuinely cared-for. Rooms are sanitized between stays, they use professional-grade sanitizing services, and the staff are clearly trained. They're also all kitted out with hand sanitizers everywhere. It's a subtle thing, but it makes a difference.
And the best part? Room sanitization opt-out available. I dig this. While I appreciate the precautions, I don’t need to be suffocated by bleach fumes. Freedom of choice, baby! More importantly, the safe dining setup was well-executed. No communal butter dishes! Yes!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Oh My Sweet Lord, The Food!
Right, let’s talk food. A la carte is a must and you're going to be ordering it, you have a choice of Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in the restaurant, International cuisine in the restaurant, and Western cuisine in the restaurant. Don't even get me started one of the best restaurants.
Now, I am a simple man: I like a good cup of coffee. And the Coffee/tea in restaurant was sublime. They also have a bar that would be well worth exploring. The Breakfast [buffet] was more than enough to bring me back for seconds. There's a Poolside bar where you can enjoy drinks while you watch the sun go down. There are desserts in the restaurant, a Salad in the restaurant, and even a Soup in the restaurant. You can also take a Bottle of water with you.
I ate until I thought my stomach might burst. Truly, the quality of ingredients and the care taken in preparation were just… chef's kiss.
Services, Conveniences, and All That Jazz: The Little Extras
Okay, now we get to the nitty gritty. Airport transfer is a godsend, especially after a long flight. Cash withdrawal and currency exchange are there if you need them. Concierge? Absolutely helpful. Daily housekeeping? My room looked pristine every single time. They offer dry cleaning and ironing service, which is helpful if you are planning on going on a gala dinner. Food delivery, a gift shop, a laundry service, and Luggage storage are all there too. I'm not kidding, the little things make a difference.
Amenities in Rooms: Your Home Away From Home (But Better, Because Huon Valley)
Where do I even begin? Air conditioning (phew, because summer in Tassie can get toasty!), a coffee/tea maker, complimentary tea, and a refrigerator for those late-night snacks… or, you know, the entire half-eaten block of cheese I smuggled in "for later." Free bottled water? Yes, please. They even provide bathrobes and slippers, because, let's be real, who wants to wear shoes indoors while soaking in the Huon Valley vibes? I may have spent an hour or so admiring the view from the window that opens, trying to figure out how I could possibly bring the whole damn room home with me.
Things To Do & Ways To Relax: Finding Your Zen (or Just Passing Out)
Right, here's where things get glorious. A Pool with a view? Check. Sauna? Ding ding ding, yes! Spa? Spa/sauna? Steamroom? Oh, it's on. I spent approximately three hours in the spa one afternoon, alternating between the sauna and the pool. The result? Liquid Jell-O. Blissful, relaxed liquid Jell-O.
They also have a Gym/fitness center if you want to work for your endorphins. I did not. I was too busy embracing my inner couch potato. They have a Foot bath if you really need to rest your feet. They also offer a Body scrub, Body wrap, a Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, and Swimming pool [outdoor].
The terrace is perfect for enjoying the view, too.
For The Kids: (Because You Know, Reality)
Listen, I didn’t bring any kids, but they’ve got your bases covered. Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, and Kids facilities exist.
The Fine Print (Because I've Been There, Done That)
- Internet Access: They brag about "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" and let me tell you… it usually worked. Well, sometimes. Okay, it worked MOST of the time. It could depend on where your room is located.
- Check-in/out: Contactless check-in/out available. Fast and smooth.
- Pets? Unlikely.
- Proposal Spot: This is the kind of place where you might actually want to get engaged.
The Verdict: Should You Go?
Absolutely. Yes. Go. NOW.
Escape to Paradise is more than just a B&B; it's an experience. It's the kind of place where you can truly unplug, unwind, and reconnect with yourself (and maybe sneak a few extra desserts). The Huon Valley is stunning, the accommodation is luxurious without being stuffy, the staff are genuinely lovely, and the food… well, let's just say I'm already planning my return trip. This might just be paradise, people. Real, tangible paradise.
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Okay, buckle up, Buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is the Cambridge House B&B Huon Valley, Australia itinerary – my itinerary – and it's gonna be a glorious, slightly chaotic, hopefully not-too-disastrous adventure. Think of me as your semi-competent, occasionally hysterical travel guide.
Day 1: Arrival, Apple-y Awkwardness & Aussie Charm (aka, Pray for My Luggage)
8:00 AM: (ish) - The Great Plane Ride of Doom. Ugh. Airports. Enough said. Pray to the baggage gods my suitcase isn't chilling in Perth while I'm sipping Tasmanian wine by lunchtime. The flight was… well, let’s just say I’m pretty sure the guy in front of me farted the entire flight. Charming, right?
1:00 PM: Arrival & Cambridge House - Sweet Relief! Finally! Landed at Hobart Airport. The air smells genuinely clean here, which is a delightful change. Picked up the rental car (fingers crossed I don't end up in a ditch), and made the scenic drive to Cambridge House. It's gorgeous. Like, picture-perfect, postcard-worthy gorgeous. I was greeted by a woman named Carol, with a smile so bright it could rival the Tasmanian sun (which, admittedly, isn't saying much at this point, it's kinda overcast).
2:30 PM: Settling In & the Apple-y Misfortune. Okay, so the B&B is beyond charming. I've got a room with a fireplace and a claw-foot tub. Seriously considering moving in permanently. There was a welcome basket – apples, cheese, crackers, locally-made chutney (yum!), and a bottle of local cider. I reached for an apple…and promptly dropped it. Right on the floor. The apple hit the floor and exploded, spewing juice everywhere. Carol saw the whole thing. Mortified. She just laughed, bless her heart, and helped clean it up. I'm pretty sure she thought, "This lady is going to be trouble."
4:00 PM: A Wander & My First Tasmanian Sunset (Dramatic Cue). Walked around the property - the Huon Valley is stunning. Rolling hills, apple orchards, and a river snaking through it all. Spent a solid hour just staring. Found a secluded bench overlooking the valley and just breathed. It was…peaceful. Until a kookaburra started cackling like a maniac, breaking the spell. Still, the sunset was spectacular. The sky painted in fiery oranges and purples. I grabbed a glass of cider, and watched. Worth the apple-splatter incident.
7:00 PM: Dinner at a Local Pub - The "Old Bank" Carol recommended a nearby pub, The Old Bank. Honestly, the food was classic pub fare. I ordered the fish and chips and, and honestly, I've had better. But the atmosphere was great, full of chatty locals, and a solid pint of local beer. The bartender, a grizzled, friendly sort named Steve, told me all about the area's history while pouring my beer.
9:00 PM: Fireplace Delight and Sleepy Sighs. Back at the B&B, lit a fire (thanks, Carol!). Crawled into bed, exhausted but happy. Already starting to feel that "breathe deep and be here" feeling.
Day 2: Huon Valley Heroes & a Cider-Fueled Adventure (Brace Yourselves)
8:00 AM: Breakfast & Bacon Bliss. Seriously, the breakfast at Cambridge House is worth the trip alone! Carol's scrambled eggs were fluffy clouds of heaven and bacon that actually snapped when you bit into it. Pure bliss.
9:30 AM: Apple Orchard Hopping - The First Stop: Willie Smith's. Jumped in the car and hit up Willie Smith's Organic Apple Shed. Let's be real; I'm loving this apple thing. It’s a working apple orchard, and the history of the place is fascinating. Lots of old equipment. It’s quirky, real, and delicious. The cider tasting was an absolute highlight. The apple's flavor was refreshing. They had a bar with all sorts of locally crafted foods and drinks, including a tasting paddle that made me feel slightly more tipsy than I'd intended. It was hard to pick a favorite – they were all amazing. (Also, I may or may not have purchased an entire case of cider. Don't judge me.)
12:00 PM: Lunch at a Local Cafe. Had a delicious lunch at an adorable cafe tucked away in a small town, which was recommended by Carol. Simple, fresh ingredients.
1:30 PM: The Tahune Airwalk - Heightened Anxiety & Breathtaking Views. Okay, this one was a mixed bag. The Tahune Airwalk is a series of swinging bridges suspended high above the forest canopy. The views were incredible. Absolutely breathtaking. But, I'm slightly afraid of heights, if you hadn't guessed. My palms were sweaty, my heart was racing. I clutched the handrails like my life depended on it (which, in the moment, it felt like it did). But I did it! And the views? Worth the near-panic attack. The air was clean, and the smell of eucalyptus filled my nostrils. A genuinely unforgettable experience – and not entirely in a bad way. I’m secretly proud of myself.
4:00 PM: Cider Time, Part Two! (and potentially some shenanigans). Back at the Cambridge House, collapsed on my bed. Then, I did something very smart. I uncorked a bottle of Willie Smith's cider and sat on the porch, just…breathing. That crisp apple flavor after the height-induced adrenaline dump? Perfection.
6:30 PM: Dinner…or the lack thereof. I may have over-sampled the cider…so the dinner plan got scrapped (oops). Decided on some cheese, crackers, and watching the sunset.
8:00 PM: Early Night. Passed out cold. Another day in paradise! (And maybe I'll pace myself with the Cider tomorrow…)
Day 3: Waterfalls, Wine, & the End of the Road (Sob!)
8:00 AM: Breakfast – Fueling-Up for Adventure. Carol's cooking is on point. Another breakfast of champions!
9:00 AM: The Russell Falls - Waterfall Wonders. Packed a picnic and headed to Mt Field National Park, home of the Russell Falls. The falls were gorgeous; a cascade of water surrounded by lush ferns and towering trees. This is what I came to Tasmania for.
11:00 AM: More Nature. Hiked the Tall Trees Walk, a short and easy trail that took me among some of the tallest trees in the world. Perspective-altering stuff. Made me feel incredibly small and insignificant – in the best way possible.
1:00 PM: Picnic Perfection. Had a picnic lunch by the river in Mt. Field National Park, enjoying the peace and quiet.
2:30 PM: Wine Tasting - The Huon Valley Wineries. Decided to visit a local vineyard (gotta soak up that cider, right?). The wines were delicious. The scenery was even better.
4:00 PM: Souvenir Shopping. Found a tiny, adorable shop filled with local crafts. Bought way too many things. Oops.
6:00 PM: Farewell Dinner- (Sobbing quietly.). Went back to The Old Bank for dinner. Ate the best pork chop, had a final pint with Steve (the bartender), and soaked in the local atmosphere. The meal was delicious, but a sense of melanchony hung in the air. It was time to go.
8:00 PM: Packing, Reflecting, and (Probably) Bawling. Packed my bags, feeling a little heartbroken to leave. This has been an amazing little getaway. Tasmania, you absolute gem. The peace, the beauty, the delicious food and drink, the friendly people… I can't wait to come back.
9:00 PM: Last night at Cambridge House, Fireplace Farewell. Back at the B&B, lit the fire one last time. Sat on the porch and soaked in the starry Tasmanian night. It was a gorgeous night.
10:00 PM: Sleep.
Day 4: Departure.
- 8:00 AM: Sad Breakfast with Carol. Saying goodbye to Carol was bittersweet. I promised to send her a postcard. Another incredible breakfast.
- 9:00 AM: Drive to Hobart Airport, Goodbye Hugs.
- 12:00 PM: Departed for the airport, slightly teary-eyed.
So that's the gist of it. It might be chaotic, it might be messy, and I may have needed a nap more than once. But it's my trip. And I wouldn’t have it any other way. Wish me luck…and maybe send a case of Cider? Until next time, Huon Valley!
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