Escape to Paradise: Penally Manor's Opulent Tenby Retreat
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the rabbit hole that is Escape to Paradise: Penally Manor's Opulent Tenby Retreat. Forget perfectly polished brochures, because I'm about to give you the REAL deal. I'm talking unfiltered, messy, and completely honest. Let's see if this place lives up to the hype, or if we're all just dreaming…
First off, let's talk accessibility, because, frankly, it's a MUST. Penally Manor claims to be accessible, and I'm not going to lie, I'm a firm believer in ‘pics or it didn't happen.’ But I’m leaning towards them doing a decent job. Elevator, which is fantastic, because who wants to lug their suitcase up a million steps? The devil's in the details – are the hallways wide enough for a decent wheelchair? Are the doors heavy? The devil is always in the details and I’m hoping they’ve thought about them. More details on that would have been amazing.
Wheelchair Accessible: (This is where the real-world test happens, and I couldn't get a proper assessment this time, but will update as soon as I can!)
Internet? God, We All Need the Internet…
Okay, let's be real: in this day and age, internet access is a LIFE necessity. And good news! Free Wi-Fi in ALL ROOMS! Hallelujah! I’ve been to hotels where the Wi-Fi is slower than a snail on Valium. This is going to be crucial if you want to upload those envy-inducing sunset pics to Instagram or, you know, actually do some work. It also has Internet [LAN] which is for those nerds who prefer wired connections – I'm not judging, I'm just fascinated. More on internet services later, I'm hoping it's decent to be able to stream my favorite shows!
Now, where things get interesting…
Things to Do, Ways to Relax… Oh, the Indulgence!
Alright, get ready. This is where Penally Manor promises to whisk you away. They have a Spa/sauna (yes, please!), a swimming pool (exterior, for those sunny days), a pool with a view (even better!), a fitness center (gulp – I mean, who actually works out on vacation?), and even a steamroom. They offer Body scrubs and body wraps which is where a weekend of just letting go and relaxing starts. And of course, the old reliable, massage. There's a foot bath (intriguing!), which, if I'm honest, I’m picturing myself drifting off in a warm bath, maybe with some peppermint oil… Bliss.
Now, The Meat of My Experience and Where Things Went, Well, Complicated… The Spa
Okay. I’m gonna tell the truth here. I spent an afternoon at the spa, and it was almost perfect. Almost. The pool with a view? Stunning. Seriously, jaw-dropping. The water was the perfect temperature. The views were… chef’s kiss. I floated there for a good hour, just staring at the horizon, feeling the stress just melt away. It was pure magic.
BUT. The massage… Look, the masseuse was lovely. Really, really lovely. But I swear she had a personal vendetta against my left shoulder. I’m pretty sure she spent a good 15 minutes working on a knot that I didn’t even know I had. I'm walking around with a stiff shoulder, but I feel like I can do ANYTHING. I want you all to understand, the spa itself was incredible, but the massage… well, let’s just say I'm going to be requesting a different therapist next time. And there will be a next time.
Cleanliness and Safety – The New Normal, Please God!
In this post-pandemic world, cleanliness is paramount. Penally Manor seems to be taking it seriously. They boast Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Room sanitization between stays. They have Staff trained in safety protocol and hand sanitizer readily available. I really, really hope that this is all true. I'm still not entirely sure about going out in public post-COVID. They also have Individually-wrapped food options. They also offer Cashless payment service, and, for the truly paranoid (like me!), Room sanitization opt-out available.
Food, Glorious Food!
Okay, foodies, listen up! This is where Penally Manor really tries to shine. They have Restaurants (plural!), a coffee shop, and a snack bar. Here's the lowdown:
A la carte in restaurant: Sounds fancy, but I want to know what's actually on the menu.
Asian cuisine in restaurant: Now we're talking! I love me some noodles.
Alternative meal arrangement: Good for any dietary restrictions and is important.
Breakfast [buffet]: This could be amazing or a complete disappointment. I'm hoping for amazing. A buffet is a make-or-break moment for a hotel, and this is a gamble.
Happy hour: Yes, please. Always yes.
Poolside bar: Oh HELL YES! Cocktails in the sun, here I come!
Vegetarian restaurant: Always great to see that.
Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant These sound just great.
Room service [24-hour]: Score! Midnight snack anyone?
My Foodie Story, Good and Bad
Let’s break down the food experience. I ate at all the restaurants. The Asian restaurant was surprisingly good! I tried the Pad Thai and a beef stir-fry, and they tasted like they were genuinely well-prepared. The coffee shop was fine, nothing to write home about, but the croissants were pretty tasty.
The breakfast buffet was… an experience. The pastries were a bit stale, but the omelet station was a lifesaver. Seriously, the guy making the omelets was a legend. Perfectly cooked omelets every time. It was the only thing keeping me going!
Rooms… What About The Rooms?
The rooms themselves sound promising, from the sound of the amenities: Available in all rooms: And the list goes on! Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
Services and Conveniences:
This is where the hotel earns its stripes (or loses them). Concierge, Daily Housekeeping, Doorman, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, dry cleaning, laundry service, luggage storage, meeting/banquet facilities, meeting stationery, safe deposit boxes, gift shop.
For the Kids
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal.
Getting Around
Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking.
The Verdict (and the Offer!)
Okay, so Penally Manor isn’t perfect. But let’s be honest, nothing ever is. The spa was mostly fantastic. The food was a mixed bag. The rooms SOUND fantastic. The location? Tenby is gorgeous.
Would I go back? Absolutely. With a few caveats. I'm definitely getting a different masseuse. And I'll be bringing my own breakfast snacks just in case.
Why You Should Book NOW!
Here's my offer:
Escape to Paradise: Penally Manor's Opulent Tenby Retreat!
The Perks:
- Free Wi-Fi: Stay connected, even if you're trying to disconnect.
- Stunning Views: Get ready for Instagram gold!
- Spa & Relaxation: Sweat out the stresses of life in a sauna and unwind by the pool
- Foodie Adventures (and Challenges): Explore all you want, but bring your snacks just in case!
- Unforgettable Location: Explore the beauty of Tenby.
But here's the kicker: I'm adding in a special offer for you early birds!
Book your stay for a minimum of 3 nights and get a discount on your spa treatment, and a free bottle of wine in your room! **USE PROMO CODE "
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause this isn't your sanitized travel brochure itinerary. This is the REAL deal, your messy, glorious, probably-slightly-hungover guide to Penally Manor, Tenby, and the emotional rollercoaster that awaits.
Penally Manor: My Kingdom for a Bath (and Maybe Some Dignity)
(Day 1: Arrival and Mild Panic)
- 14:00: Arrive at Penally Manor. Or attempt to. GPS, bless its silicon heart, directed us down a lane that looked suspiciously like a cow pasture. After a brief (and slightly humiliating) three-point turn, we finally see it: the Manor. Holy. Mother. Of. Mansions. I actually gasped. And then immediately worried I didn't pack enough "posh person" clothes. (Spoiler alert: I didn't.)
- 14:30 - 15:00: Check-in. The staff? Impeccably polite, which only made me feel more like a hobbit stumbling into Rivendell. The room? Stunning. Four-poster bed (I immediately tested its structural integrity), a fireplace that screams "cozy," and, most importantly, a bathroom bigger than my actual apartment. I almost wept with joy. This is what victory looks like, people!
- 15:00 - 16:00: Exploratory wander around. My inner child practically exploded with excitement. Antique furniture begging to be sat on (which I did, naturally, because rules), corridors that whispered of secret passages (I may or may not have tried to find one, let's just say it involved a lot of knob-turning), and views that made my jaw drop. I keep expecting to be tapped on the shoulder to be reminded I'm not a royal. Which, honestly, I'd probably be okay with.
- 16:00 - 17:00: Tea and scones in the drawing-room. This is where things start to get dicey. I, being the gracefully coordinated human I am, managed to spill tea down my front. Twice. The scones, thankfully, were delicious and served with clotted cream so thick you could build a house with it. My slightly flusterred reaction? A sheepish giggle combined with the vague feeling of being a total idiot.
- 19:30: Dinner at the Manor's restaurant. The food? Divine. The wine? Flowing. My ability to maintain a semblance of composure? Slowly eroding. By the end of the meal, I was probably laughing too loudly and talking about my dog's questionable table manners. Oh well, it's a vibe.
(Day 2: Tenby's Treasures and a Coastal Crisis)
- 09:00 - 10:00: Attempt to eat breakfast with grace and not spill so much. The breakfast menu was tempting! I ended up ordering enough food to feed a small army. The coffee? STRONG. Definitely needed that caffeine pick-me-up.
- 10:00 - 13:00: Exploring Tenby. This town is ridiculously charming, like a postcard come to life. Cobbled streets, colorful houses, and a harbor that seemed to twinkle in the sunlight. We strolled along the harbor, giggled at the crowds, and made a pact to return to the same spot someday.
- 13:00 - 14:00: Lunch in Tenby. Fish and chips, obviously. And, okay, maybe a pint of local ale. The chips were absolute perfection and the ocean breeze felt like a warm hug. I swear, I could stay there forever.
- 14:00 - 16:00: Tenby Beach. Now, this is where things went south. I envisioned myself lounging languidly by the sea. Instead, I found myself battling gale-force winds, accidentally getting sand EVERYWHERE, and nearly losing a hat to the sea. The waves were pretty though, even if they did make me look like a drowned rat.
- 16:30: Back to the Manor. A long, hot bath. Pure, blissful, restorative heaven. It's exactly what I needed after surviving the ocean's wrath. I even managed to resist the urge to play with the bubbles.
- 19:30: Dinner, again, at the Manor. Tonight, I'm ordering the lamb. And I'm wearing my best "I'm trying" outfit. Wish me luck, people.
(Day 3: Rambling and Departure (with a Hint of Regret))
- 09:00 - 10:00: Trying to eat breakfast and pack with grace and ease. My attempts were met with disaster. I spilled coffee on a white shirt (yep, the fancy one I wanted to wear to dinner). I'm starting to think I was meant to cause chaos.
- 11:00 - 13:00: Coastal walk. The weather was PERFECT, and it felt like a great sendoff. The cliffs were stunning. The sea was shimmering. I felt a pang of sad nostalgia for the day I was about to leave.
- 13:00: Depart Penally Manor. With a heavy heart and a suitcase full of memories (and sand, let's be honest). I took one last look at the Manor as I left, and whispered farewell. I can't wait to come back.
Final Thoughts:
Penally Manor is a magical place. It's fancy, yes, but it's also…real. The staff are lovely, the food is incredible, and the scenery will take your breath away. Did I make a fool of myself? Absolutely. Would I do it again? In a heartbeat. This place made me feel like I was in a dream. A messy, imperfect, utterly wonderful dream. Now, where's the link to book my next visit?
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Escape to Paradise: Penally Manor's Opulent Tenby Retreat - FAQ (Because Let's Be Honest, You Need One)
Alright, so you're thinking about Penally Manor, huh? Before you start picturing yourself draped in a silk robe, sipping something sparkly overlooking the sea (which, by the way, *is* a distinct possibility)... let's get real. I've been, I've seen, I've *felt* the velvet curtains, and I'm here to spill the tea (or rather, the Earl Grey they serve in the drawing-room... fancy, right?). This isn't going to be your dry, corporate FAQ. This is the *truth*. The messy, wonderful, slightly-hungover-after-a-champagne-breakfast truth.
Okay, *actually*, is it worth the money? You're not just some travel blogger, are you?
Oof. Big question, right? And the answer... is complicated. Here's the deal: Penally Manor is *expensive*. Like, 'empty-your-savings-account' expensive, depending on when you go and what kind of room you book. But… and this is a BIG but… it depends what you’re *after*. If you're looking for a sterile, perfect hotel with a bland breakfast buffet and a cookie-cutter experience, then absolutely, no. Don't bother. You’ll be disappointed.
But! If you want pampering, genuine hospitality (almost to the point of being *too* attentive – more on that later), incredible views, seriously delicious food, and a chance to actually *disconnect* and maybe, just maybe, feel a bit… *special*? Then yes, maybe. Maybe it’s worth it. Me? I’d scrape together the pennies again (once my bank account recovers, obviously).
The Rooms: Are they REALLY as luxurious as the photos? Because, you know, Instagram...
Okay, alright, the photos are definitely *selective*. They don't show the slight wonkiness of the antique furniture (which I strangely loved, by the way. Adds character!), or the *slightly* worn-down carpets in the corridors (again, adds to the charm, in my opinion, but your mileage may vary). But yes, they’re pretty damn good. Think plush beds you could *easily* sink into and never emerge (trust me, I tested that theory). The bathrooms? Pure indulgence. Big tubs, fluffy robes, ridiculously expensive toiletries. Honestly, I almost stole a bar of soap. I didn’t, though. *Almost*.
And here’s a tip: if you can, go for a room with a sea view. The ocean is breathtaking, especially at sunrise/sunset. Seriously magical. Worth the extra cash, even if it means eating instant noodles for a month afterwards.
Tell me more about the food! I'm a foodie, you know. Are we talking Michelin star?
Alright, let's talk grub. Michelin star? Not quite. But the food is *damn* good. Really, *really* good. Think fresh, local ingredients, beautifully prepared. The breakfasts are an experience. Like, a *proper* experience. Forget sad continental spreads; we're talking Full Welsh, perfectly cooked eggs benedict, and a pastry selection that will make your heart sing (and your waistline weep... but hey, it's vacation!).
The dinners? Also excellent. The chef seems to have a thing for seafood, which is understandable, given the location. But don’t worry, there are plenty of options if you're not a fish fan. And the wine list? Extensive, and they'll happily help you pick something that pairs perfectly with your meal. The ONLY downside? It's so good, you might struggle to leave the table. Which, granted, probably wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.
What's the vibe like? Romantic getaway? Family-friendly? Or something else entirely?
Definitely more romantic getaway. Or, you know, 'treat-yourself-after-a-massive-breakup' getaway (which is what I did, and it worked wonders, by the way!). It’s not really geared towards families with young children. It's all hushed tones, gentle piano music, and people whispering sweet nothings to each other. Lots of couples. Lots of anniversaries. And me, pretending I was on a secret mission. (I wasn't. I was just eating all the pastries.)
It’s a place to relax, unwind, and maybe even fall back in love with yourself (or, you know, with the person you're with). Don't go expecting wild parties. It's more 'slippers and a good book by the fire' than 'dancing on tables'. Although, I did briefly consider it after a particularly strong gin and tonic…
Okay, the staff. Are they genuinely nice, or is it that fake hotel niceness?
This is where Penally Manor truly shines. The staff are *amazing*. Like, genuinely *lovely*. They're not just going through the motions; they're actually invested in making sure you have a good time. They’re attentive without being intrusive. They remember your name. They anticipate your needs (sometimes a *little* too well. I felt watched at one point, but in a good way, if that makes sense?).
One small hiccup: during my stay, there was a minor staffing issue related to the outdoor pool area. The staff were overwhelmed by the sudden influx of guests during a hot spell! They did their best to keep on top of it, but it was a bit chaotic. Not ideal, but it's nothing that ruined my stay; it was just a glimpse into the realities of a business trying its best! Despite that, every single person I encountered was friendly, helpful, and seemed genuinely happy to be there. A rare find, honestly.
The Spa: Worth the Hype or Overpriced and Underwhelming?
Okay, the spa. This is a tricky one. It's... *nice*. But let's just say, it's not the most mind-blowing, transformative spa experience I've ever had. What is this? Some super-high-tech, advanced place? No. The treatments are good, the therapists are skilled, and the products are high-quality. But the *wow* factor? Well, it's more of a gentle "ahhh, this is pleasant" kind of experience. Think of it as a very comfortable, very relaxing, and again, a kind of *expensive* afternoon.
I had a massage, which was lovely. A hot stone massage. The hot stones were the right temperature, the massage therapist was skilled, and I basically drifted off to sleep. It was nice. But was it worth the price? Probably not, if I'm being purely economical. However, the relaxation after? Priceless. (Okay, maybe not priceless, but you get the gist.) If you are looking for cutting edge equipment and treatments then this is not for you. If you really want to be pampered and have it be relaxing, then yes.
My advice? Book a treatment, definitely. But don't go expecting a miracle. Just expect to be pampered. And maybe bringBest Stay Blogspot
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