Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Studio Awaits in Caesar Resort, N. Cyprus!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into Caesar Resort in Northern Cyprus! Forget the brochure, forget the polished PR speak – I'm here to spill the tea, the Turkish coffee, and maybe a bit of the poolside mojito. Prepare yourselves… this is gonna be good. And messy. Just like life.
Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Studio Awaits in Caesar Resort, N. Cyprus! – The Real Deal (Plus the Bits They Don't Tell You)
So, "Escape to Paradise," huh? Sounds… well, a little too perfect, doesn't it? Let's find out if Caesar Resort lives up to the hype. (Spoiler alert: It almost does, but even paradise has a few slightly wonky cloud formations.)
Accessibility – The Good, The Okay, and the "Hmm…"
Listen, proper accessibility is a HUGE deal, and it's one of the first things I look for. I’m not gonna pretend I'm a seasoned wheelchair user or anything, but I appreciate seeing thought given to it. Caesar Resort claims to be pretty good, and I saw some evidence of it. Elevators? Yep, there. Ramps? Present. Now, I didn't personally test the whole shebang, but I did see a few folks navigating the complex well enough. They do claim "Facilities for disabled guests," but honestly? I'd want to cross-check exactly what that entails before booking if this was a critical factor. My take? Call them. Ask specific questions. Don't just rely on the fancy words.
Cleanliness and Safety - Phew, They're Trying! (And That’s Important)
Alright, let's be real, the world is a bit… germy right now. Caesar Resort really seems to be making an effort on the safety front. They've got the whole shebang: "Anti-viral cleaning products," "Daily disinfection in common areas," "Hand sanitizer" EVERYWHERE. Felt like I was walking into a sanitizing-focused spa! This calmed my anxieties somewhat. They have "Rooms sanitized between stays" and “Staff trained in safety protocol,” which is reassuring. It might feel a little overly sterile at times, but hey, better safe than sorry, right? They even have "Room sanitization opt-out available" – which is great – although I didn't use this.
The Food Scene – From Buffet Bliss to "Hmm, Maybe I'll Order Out?"
Okay, let's be honest, the food is ALWAYS a make-or-break for me.
- Restaurants and Dining Options: There are restaurants, plural! "A la carte," "buffet," cafes… it's a pretty impressive spread, actually. Plus, the "Room service [24-hour]" is a godsend. And I love a “Pool bar” – gotta have my cocktails!
- The Buffet Saga: The breakfast buffet was… well, it was a buffet. Standard fare, plenty of options. The "Asian breakfast" looked interesting, though I wasn't brave enough to dive in first thing in the morning. "Breakfast [buffet]" and "Breakfast service" were as expected.
- The Taste Buds' Tale (and Where They Went Wrong, Sometimes): There were moments when the food was amazing. Other times… let’s just say I ended up ordering more than a few things from the "Vegetarian restaurant" to add to my "Buffet in restaurant." The "Coffee/tea in restaurant" was okay, and the "Desserts in restaurant" were generally pretty good. The "Snack bar" was a lifesaver during those mid-afternoon hunger pangs. My absolute favorite thing? The Turkish coffee at the poolside bar. That was pure bliss. My least favorite? The weirdly bland pizza from room service. Sigh.
- Important Note: They have "Safe dining setup" and “Sanitized kitchen and tableware items”, so they're clearly trying to keep things safe here.
Things to Do (and Ways to Really Relax) - Spa, Gym, and the Pool? Oh My!
This is Caesar Resort's strong suit, big time.
- Pools Galore: The "Swimming pool [outdoor]" situation is insane. Multiple pools, all gorgeous. The "Pool with view" is a must. I swear I spent half my time just sprawled out, soaking up the sun.
- Spa Day, Baby!: Okay, the spa? Magnificent. "Massage," "Sauna," "Steamroom" – the whole shebang. I had a "Body wrap" and a "Body scrub" – and I’m gonna be honest, I felt like a brand-new person. If you need a break, this is the sanctuary to check out.
- Gym Junkies, Rejoice!: "Fitness center" and "Gym/fitness" are solid. I'm not the biggest gym rat, but I did pop in to see what the fuss was about. Looked modern and well-equipped. Good job, Caesar.
Rooms, Glorious Rooms! (With a Few Quirks)
Okay, so the studio? Dream studio might be a slight exaggeration. It was perfectly comfortable, though. They are all "Non-smoking rooms" and they have good "Safety/security feature".
- The Positives: "Air conditioning" (essential!), "Free Wi-Fi" (thank the heavens!), "Refrigerator" (hello, cold drinks!), "Hair dryer" (saved my life!). The "Desk" meant I could actually work (ugh) when I had to. And the "Balcony" was great for morning coffee.
- The… Less Positives: The "Carpeting" felt a little dated. The "Toiletries" were… well, let’s just say not luxury grade. And while the "Blackout curtains" were appreciated, I did have a moment where I was convinced my alarm wasn't working! The "Socket near the bed" was a godsend.
- The Overall Vibe: Clean, functional, and comfortable. Not exactly a palace, but definitely livable.
Services and Conveniences – They Got You Covered (Mostly)
- The Essentials: "Daily housekeeping" (yes, please!), "Laundry service" (another essential), "Doorman," "Luggage storage," and "Cash withdrawal." All present and accounted for.
- The Extras: "Concierge" helpful. The "Gift/souvenir shop"… well, it’s there if you need a last-minute present.
- The Slightly Weird: I’m slightly confused by the "Shrine". But hey, I'm not judging!
Internet Access – The Wi-Fi Woes
- Wi-Fi in all Rooms!: This is true, and it works!
- Wi-Fi for Special Events: Didn’t test it, but it's there.
- Getting Connected: "Internet access – LAN"? They have it. "Internet access – wireless"? Yup. So you're covered.
For the Kids - Family Friendly!
- Babysitting service means parents get a break! "Family/child friendly" is true. "Kids facilities" look good.
- More: "Kids meal" is there, so you don't need to worry about the little ones.
Getting Around – Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy
- Convenient Options: “Airport transfer,” "Taxi service," and "Car park [free of charge]" means you're set from the moment you arrive.
- If you are getting around by car, "Car power charging station" looks good.
My Honest Verdict: Is it Paradise?
Look, Caesar Resort isn't perfect. But is it a good time? Absolutely. Is it a relaxing escape? Yep. Is it worth the money? Mostly, yeah.
It's a great option, especially if you're looking for a sun-drenched getaway with plenty of amenities. It's not a super-luxe experience, but it's a comfortable, fun, and safe place to kick back and relax. Just don't expect everything to be flawless. Embrace the imperfections – that's where the real stories are!
Here's My Persuasive Offer:
STOP DREAMING, START ESCAPING! Book Your Studio in Caesar Resort TODAY!
Tired of the grind? Yearning for sun, sand, and serious relaxation? Then it's time to ditch the chaos and Escape to Paradise at Caesar Resort in Northern Cyprus!
What You Get:
- Stunning Studios: Wake up to breathtaking views and enjoy all the comfort of home (plus, better weather!).
- Poolside Bliss: Multiple pools for endless lounging and fun.
- Spa Sanctuary: Melt away stress with our luxurious spa treatments. Treat yourself with "Massage", "Sauna", "Steamroom" and more.
- Delicious Dining: From buffets bursting with flavour to poolside cocktails, you'll never go hungry (or thirsty!).
- Unforgettable Experiences: From thrilling water sports to exploring the charming local area, your days will be filled with adventure.
Okay, buckle up buttercups! This isn't your sanitized, Pinterest-perfect itinerary. This is the raw, unfiltered truth about surviving a week in a Studio at Caesar Resort in Long Beach, North Cyprus. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lotta sunblock.
Operation: Sun, Sand, and Sanity (Maybe?)
Day 1: Arrival & the Great Balcony Reconnaissance
- 08:00 AM (ish): Ugh. Stansted. Already regretting that last pint the night before. The RyanAir cattle call is on. My luggage feels suspiciously heavier than the advertised weight, you know, because of the books. Duh.
- 11:00 AM (local time): Landed in Ercan. The heat hits you like a brick. Seriously, Cyprus is glowing. Passport control is a breeze, and I've got a dodgy, unlit cigarette I want to sneak in, ugh… the old me, I'm just trying to stay away from that these days.
- 12:30 PM: Taxi ride to Caesar Resort. The driver is a chatty chap with a serious love affair with Turkish pop music. The landscape is dry, dusty, and beautiful. Olive groves stretch on forever. I'm already feeling calmer. Maybe this is the place to turn my life around…
- 1:00 PM: Check-in. The receptionist is lovely, bless her. "Studio, sea view," she says with a smile. I'm expecting a closet, honestly.
- 2:00 PM: The balcony reveal. Oh. My. God. The studio is tiny, but the view… It’s like the ocean is right there. A wave crashing, the sun glistening, my jaw drops, it is gorgeous. My heart leaps, and I remember the time I attempted cooking risotto. It was a disaster. I'll probably eat out every night.
- 2:30 PM: The unpacking. I open the suitcase, and suddenly, the sun hat, the swim suit, the sunscreen, all makes it's way to the top. Must remember to apply later.
- 3:00 PM: Poolside. I put my towel down, take a deep breath, and sigh. The sun is brutal. Immediately regret not buying higher SPF. I remember the time I got sunburnt so badly, I couldn't sit down for a week!
- 4:00 PM: The Poolside Debacle. I'm trying to be sophisticated and read a book. I get distracted by a group of kids playing and then dive in. The water's refreshing and feel amazing. Then, I get splashed by a rogue toddler and nearly choke on chlorinated water and then I feel a wave of pure rage… then giggle and jump in.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at an Italian place in resort. The pizza is decent, but I'm already homesick. The first day always has that edge, you know? I miss my bed, my cat, and the slightly depressing routine of my life.
- 9:00 PM: Sunset drinks on the balcony. The sky explodes with colour. I feel… hopeful? Slightly less regretting the last pint? Maybe.
Day 2: Beach Bliss (and a Near-Disaster)
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. The resort buffet is, well, a buffet. I load up on fruit, the coffee is vile. My stomach churns slightly, feeling the after effects of the pizza.
- 10:00 AM: Beach time! Long Beach is… long. The sand is golden. The sea is crystal clear. I feel a wave of pure joy and dive in. Heaven.
- 11:00 AM: Scuba diving. I am not a diver, really. But someone tells me that the experience is incredible so I sign up for a diving experience. I can't see properly. I almost drown. I am a klutz. I struggle. I get into the water! I see the colorful fish! It is miraculous. I decide that it is the best experience of my life so far and sign up for the next one.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at one of the beach shacks. Fresh grilled fish, a cold beer, and the sound of the waves. This is what life is about, right?
- 3:00 PM: Beach walk. I discover a cool, secluded cove, which I promptly christen "My Secret Spot." I'm already plotting my return with a ridiculously large book and a bottle of wine.
- 5:00 PM: Back to the studio. Shower, relax, change. Now I feel all sticky and gross.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner in Iskele town. The food is amazing. Authentic, cheap, and the locals are so friendly.
- 9:00 PM: Stargazing on the balcony. The sky again explodes. I find myself lying here in the darkness. Thinking. About everything and nothing.
Day 3: Culture, Cocktails, and Cultural Missteps
- 10:00 AM: A trip to Salamis ruins. The history is fascinating, the heat is insane. I nearly faint twice. Must remember to drink more water.
- 12:00 AM: Lunch in Famagusta. The old town is stunning. The food is delicious, and I order something off the menu.
- 2:00 PM: I'm tempted to visit the Varosha ghost town. It's a really interesting place. However, the risk is too much.
- 4:00 PM: Back to the pool for much -needed hydration.
- 7:00 PM: Cocktail hour. I try to recreate a fancy cocktail on the balcony. It ends up a sticky, sugary mess. The neighbour must think I’m an idiot.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner at the resort restaurant. Still feeling slightly sick from the cocktail incident.
Day 4: The Day I Lost My Mind (Almost)
- 9:00 AM: Beach, beach, and more beach. Sun, sun, sun. You know the deal.
- 12:00 PM: I consider renting a jetski. I decide against it. My insurance probably wouldn't cover the inevitable disaster.
- 2:00 PM: I'm feeling adventurous and try ordering a traditional Turkish coffee. I'm pretty sure I didn't get it right, but the waiter just grins at me and doesn't care that I look like an idiot.
- 4:00 PM: I realize I haven't spoken to anyone from home since the day I arrived. I call my mum to tell her I'm fine (I'm not). We talk about my upcoming birthday. I feel really homesick, but also, I'm not sure what's real anymore.
- 7:00 PM: I have a meltdown in my studio. I'm suddenly consumed by the isolation and the heat. I'm not sure if I want to be here anymore.
- 8:00 PM: I decide that it is time for a change of scene. I go and grab a pizza and sit on the beach. I stare at the sea.
- 9:00 PM: I feel the wind, the sand, and the waves. I am getting the peace. The serenity.
Day 5: Back on Track (ish)
- 10:00 AM: Beach again.
- 12:00 PM: I decide to try a massage. The masseuse is amazing. I'm so relaxed I almost fall asleep.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch in Iskele. I decide to eat the best food. I have the best food.
- 4:00 PM: I try to do nothing in my studio. No thoughts. No worries.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at a restaurant. I decide to try the octopus. Not sure I like it.
- 8:00 PM: I spend the evening chatting to some new friends.
Day 6: The Sunset Redemption
- 10:00 AM: Beach. What else?
- 12:00 PM: I go on a small trip on the beach.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch.
- 4:00 PM: I spend some time with some locals who teach me a few phrases.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner.
- 8:00 PM: One last sunset. I buy a bottle of wine and a cheese and sit on the balcony. The sky is even more beautiful than before. It is the best memory of the whole trip.
Day 7: Departure (and the Vow to Return)
- 9:00 AM: Pack. The suitcase magically grows. Where did I find all of this stuff?
- 10:00 AM: Last swim in the sea. I feel a pang of sadness.
- **11:0
Escape to Paradise: Caesar Resort FAQs (Because Let's Be Real, We've All Got Questions!)
So, Caesar Resort... Is it *actually* paradise? My Instagram feed is filled with perfectly filtered sunsets, and I'm starting to doubt reality.
Okay, let's be blunt. Paradise? Maybe not *literal* paradise, like, no cherubs doing the cha-cha on fluffy clouds. BUT. It comes pretty darn close. The sunsets? They're legit. Honestly, sometimes I'd just sit on the balcony of my studio, glass of local wine clutched in my hand (more on the wine later), and just...*breathe*. It's that kind of place. The filters? Yeah, some people go overboard, but even without them, it's stunning. You've got the pools, the sea, the vibes... You'll be taking your own Insta-worthy pics, trust me. And bonus? You'll probably have a few outtakes featuring my questionable dance moves. Oh, and the cocktails... they were a little *too* good. Let's leave it at that.
The Studios – Are they ridiculously tiny? I need space to, you know, *move*. And unpack. And generally not feel claustrophobic.
Okay, tiny? No, not *ridiculously* tiny. I mean, it's a studio, so it's not a mansion, right? But they're surprisingly well-designed. Smart storage solutions are key! You actually *can* unpack without feeling like you're living in a Tetris game. My studio, I remember there was one with a big, beautiful balcony. It was like an extra room! I practically *lived* out there. And really, how much time are you *actually* going to spend cooped up inside when you've got… well, everything else Caesar Resort offers?
Pools, Pools, Glorious Pools! Are the pools as amazing as they look? And is there a lifeguard who will yell at me for doing a belly flop? (Asking for a friend...)
The pools? Oh, the pools. Seriously, prepare to spend a *lot* of time in them. There are *so many*! Like, I think I counted at least… six? Maybe seven? I lost track after the third margarita. And yes, they are as amazing as they look. Different sizes, shapes, and vibes. Perfect for a leisurely swim, a sunbath (slather up!), or just floating aimlessly while fantasizing about your next meal.
Lifeguard? No, they usually aren't there, BUT, please be careful. Common sense is your best friend here, and don't be a hero. Belly flop at your own risk (and the entertainment of everyone around you).
What's the food like? I'm a total foodie, so "meh" food is a deal-breaker.
Okay, the food... This is where things get *interesting*. There's a good variety. You'll find restaurants on site, but honestly, the options are a little bit… limited at times. I wouldn't say it's Michelin-star quality (let's be realistic), but it's perfectly acceptable. Look, you're in Cyprus! The local cuisine is fantastic. Get off the resort, explore the markets and the local eateries! That's where the real food magic happens.
My personal highlight? The little bakery down the road. Oh. my. god. The pastries. Don't ask me how many I demolished. Just… go. Seriously.
Is it kid-friendly? I'm considering bringing the entire mini-human army, which is a bit of a gamble, if I am honest.
Yes, very kid-friendly. There are playgrounds, kids' pools, and other amenities they would love. I did not have any kids with me, but honestly, I think it would be a perfect family vacation! The pools will definitely be a draw for your mini-human army to keep them busy. I did see families having a blast. So go for it! Just remember to pack *extra* snacks. Trust me.
How about the beach? Is it... actually a *beach* beach? Or a glorified rock pile?
Okay, so, this is where things get a little… mixed. There isn't directly a beach INSIDE the resort. I would say that, you would need to get a ride to the beach. And the beach is a beauty. It's sandy, it's clean, and the water is a gorgeous turquoise. It's worth the short trip! Just be prepared for the sun. And the sand. And the potential for serious beach-bum induced relaxation. You've been warned!
Is there anything to do *besides* pool-hopping and sunbathing? Because, as much as I love a good tan, I get bored. I need adventure!
Oh, yes, there's plenty! This is where North Cyprus really shines. You've got historical sites, like Salamis ruins (amazing!), charming villages, and loads of opportunities for exploring. Rent a car! Seriously, do it. The roads are pretty good, and you can discover hidden gems all over the place. I did a day trip to Kyrenia... Absolutely stunning. That harbour! And the food in Kyrenia? *Chef's kiss*. Just be aware that driving is on the left, which takes some getting used to. Almost drove into a tree on my first day. But hey, that's part of the adventure, right?
What about the downsides? Surely, there must be *something*… nothing's ever perfect.
Okay, the downsides. Let's get real. Nothing's perfect. Here's the honest truth:
* **The noise.** Especially around the pools, it does get a little rowdy. Especially during peak season. Bring earplugs if you are a light sleeper.
* **The internet is a hit or miss...** You'll be disconnected. It's a blessing and a curse.
Seriously though. The Cocktails. Are they worth the hype?
Alright, the cocktails. This is a *very* important question. Are they worth the hype? Oh, GOD yes. Seriously. They are *lethal* and *delicious*. They have amazing cocktails. I'm not even a big cocktail person, but I ended up spending a lot of my time at the bar. Don't judge me. The bartenders are fantastic, the view is amazing, and the drinks are… well, they sneak up on you. Pace yourself. You have been warned. Let's just say, I may or may not have forgottenBoutique Inns
Studio in Caesar Resort N.Cyprus - Long Beach Trikomo (Iskele) Cyprus
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