Columbia, MO Getaway: Your Dream Stay Awaits at Residence Inn!
Columbia, MO Getaway: Residence Inn - Where "Dream Stay" Might Actually Be…Dreamy (But Real!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I've just spent a few nights at the Residence Inn in Columbia, Missouri, and I'm ready to spill the (almost) perfectly brewed coffee. This isn't your slick, sanitized, TripAdvisor bot review. This is the raw, real deal. Let's dive in.
First Impressions & the All-Important Access:
Okay, first things first: Accessibility. Crucial for everyone – from the seasoned traveler with mobility issues to the weary parent lugging a stroller. The Residence Inn in Columbia seems to mostly get it. Wheelchair accessible is a definite plus, and they’ve ticked the box for having essential features like access to the elevator. I wish more hotels understood just how important this is. It felt…adequate. Not dazzling, not perfect, but definitely usable. The exterior corridor was expected, as it's a Residence Inn thing. The elevator was a blessing for my creaky knees after a day of sightseeing (more on that later – spoiler: it involved a LOT of walking!). The car park [free of charge] was a HUGE bonus. Parking can be such a gamble, and I was delighted not to have to wrestle for a spot or shell out extra dough.
Digital Nomad Dreams & Wi-Fi Woes (and Wins!):
As a digital nomad myself, I get hangry without good Wi-Fi. The Residence Inn shines here! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! It also promises Wi-Fi in public areas, but let’s be honest, I spent most of my time holed up in my room, getting work done. Internet access [LAN]? Meh, who uses LAN anymore, but hey, options are good. Overall, internet access was crucial for my work, and it didn’t let me down.
Cleanliness, Safety and the Sanitizing Saga:
Okay, let's talk about cleanliness and safety. This is a big one, especially given the, you know, recent global events. I was relieved to find that Rooms sanitized between stays and Daily disinfection in common areas are a thing. This is what hotels should be doing. I appreciated the Hand sanitizer stations everywhere. I didn’t see any Anti-viral cleaning products plastered all over the place, but maybe that's a good thing if you just want them to DO their job. I'm also glad to see Staff trained in safety protocol. Felt safe.
The Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Letdown):
Okay, let’s talk about FOOD. This is the category that can make or break my stay.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Okay, this is where things get…mixed. They do have a Breakfast [buffet], which is awesome, for a quick bite. But, it's just…buffet. It was fine. Not gourmet, not groundbreaking. Just… breakfast. Breakfast takeaway service is available, which is an amazing option during work. It had eggs, bacon, some sad-looking fruit, and all the usual suspects. Some days, it was fresh and lively, other days, it tasted like the hotel had had the same batch of scrambled eggs sitting under the heat lamps since the Cretaceous Period.
- Restaurants, Dining & Drinking: There aren’t any restaurants in the hotel, which is kind of a pain, but not a total dealbreaker. There's a Coffee shop which is nice for a quick caffeine hit.
- The Extras: Having a convenience store is always handy in the hotel, especially when you forget your toothpaste!
- Room service [24-hour]? Nope, nonexistent.
The "Things to Do" & "Ways to Relax" Realities (or Lack Thereof):
Honestly, this is where the Residence Inn in Columbia kind of…flops. Spa/sauna? No, no spa. Pool with view? Nope. What they do have is the standard Swimming pool [outdoor], meaning you can probably swim in the summer and not during the harsher seasons. This is a bummer unless you're a huge fan of outdoor pools on chilly midwestern evenings. Fitness center is on offer.
My (Rather Uneventful) Room & Its Amenities:
My room? Comfortable. Clean. Functional. Let’s be honest, at this point, the fact that I have an Air conditioning unit that works, and a decently comfy bed is all that matters. Air conditioning worked like a charm. The blackout curtains were a lifesaver for my sleep schedule (or lack thereof). The Internet access – wireless (free) made my life 100% easier. Coffee/tea maker meant I could avoid the aforementioned breakfast eggs at least a few mornings. The Refrigerator was a welcome addition for storing snacks and my emergency bottle of wine.
The Services & Conveniences – A Mixed Bag:
Ah yes, the Services and conveniences. Daily housekeeping was on point – my room was always spick and span. Doorman – nope. Elevator – yes, thank goodness. Laundry service? Yup. Cash withdrawal? Nope. So what about the concierge? Okay, here's a funny story: I attempted to take advantage of the concierge for a recommendation for live music! I was greeted with a blank stare. It was an experience, one I wont be forgetting.
The Verdict: Should You Book This Columbia, MO Getaway?
Look, the Residence Inn in Columbia is not going to blow your mind. It’s not going to whisk you away to a tropical paradise. But, it's a solid, reliable choice for anyone looking for a comfortable, clean, and convenient stay in Columbia. It gets the basics right. It’s convenient if you need to work from your room and want reliable wifi. It's a good basecamp for exploring the area.
So, here's the deal:
If you're looking for…
- A comfortable, clean, and functional place to stay.
- Reliable Wi-Fi and a good workspace.
- Free parking.
- Decent access.
Then, YES, book it!
If you're looking for…
- A luxurious spa experience.
- Gourmet dining options on-site.
- A ton of on-site activities.
Then, probably not. Look elsewhere.
My Honest Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Stars. (Mostly because the coffee could be better and the concierge could be more helpful.)
NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT OFFER! (aka the why you should actually book):
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- Work-From-Hotel Ready: Dedicated workspace and a quiet atmosphere to keep you focused. Plus, the coffee is ready when you are!
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Escape to Dupont: Hampton Inn & Suites Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because planning a "weekend getaway" in Columbia, Missouri at the Residence Inn? Turns out, it's a wild ride. Let's dive in, shall we? Buckle up for the mess!
Columbia, Missouri: Residence Inn Rumble - The Itinerary (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Continental Breakfast)
Day 1: Arrival and the Quest for WiFi (and Sanity)
- 1:00 PM: Arrived at the Residence Inn. The building? Sort of…beige. I'm pretty sure it's the exact same beige as my grandma's old toaster. Check-in was smooth, bless their hearts. They even mentioned the "complimentary breakfast." My inner foodie did a tiny, hopeful jig. Room? Standard Residence Inn fare: a kitchenette (which I promise I won't use, even though I brought a bag of instant ramen "just in case"), a comfy-looking queen bed, and… the WiFi. Ah, sweet, sweet WiFi.
- Anecdote: Finding the WiFi password was like a scavenger hunt. I swear I checked three different places before I found it scrawled on a tiny piece of paper in a binder that looked like it hadn't been touched since the Clinton administration. (The WiFi? Middling at best. Godspeed to your Zoom meetings.)
- 1:30 PM: The great unpacking. You know the drill: strategically placing the travel toothbrush next to the "complimentary" shampoo (which, let's be real, is probably a blend of sadness and desperation).
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Trying to work. Seriously, I tried. But the siren song of the fluffy bed and the endless scroll of social media (or, as I like to call it, "productivity's slow demise") was too strong. Ended up mostly staring out the window, watching a squirrel attempt to scale a birch tree. He failed. Repeatedly. I felt a kinship.
- 4:00 PM: The Great Food Search, Take One: Found a pizza place that sounded promising. "Mama's Meatball Mayhem" I remember the name. The anticipation was REAL.
- 5:00 PM: The pizza. Let's just say it tasted exactly like what I expected from something named "Mama's Meatball Mayhem". Not great, not terrible, just…pizza. (I'm not picky, I swear!)
- 6:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Back at the hotel. I'm trying to watch a movie, but the channel selection is…limited. "Lifetime" is really pushing the envelope this evening, I'll give them that.
- 9:00 PM: Bed. I already feel the first twinges of that familiar, "This trip cost too much money" anxiety.
Day 2: The Adventures of Breakfast and a Little Exploration
- 7:00 AM: The Complimentary Breakfast! Now this is the Big Moment. I was genuinely excited, I have to admit, the promise of free food. The reality was…a buffet. A buffet of slightly-underripe fruit, rubbery scrambled eggs, and bagels that had the consistency of a hockey puck. Sigh. But hey, there was yogurt! And coffee that was…coffee.
- Quirky Observation: The sheer intensity of breakfast enthusiasts is truly a sight to behold. People were circling the waffle maker like vultures, and I saw one woman construct a tower of pastries that could rival the Eiffel Tower.
- 8:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Exploration! I decided to visit the University of Missouri. Walked around campus for a bit, gazed at the statues, pretended to feel like a student again. It was actually pretty nice, and the air was crisp.
- Emotional Reaction: I don't have kids, but looking at the college kids, it made me somewhat more sentimental and I felt joy for their future.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch at a local brewery. (I always tell myself I'm going to be adventurous, but I'm really not). Found a burger that was actually pretty good, surprisingly. And the beer? Cold.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Back at the hotel. More scrolling. More staring. The squirrel outside the window is now attempting to steal a bird feeder. The drama!
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: The Great Food Search, Take Two: Decided to be brave and try a highly-rated taco place. It involved a long, arduous drive - almost a whole mile. The tacos? Delicious. Worth it. (Finally found the right spice level.)
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Nap time. Don't judge. The fluffy bed calls to me.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Attempted to go to a local concert, but it was sold out.
- 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM: Back to the hotel, more Lifetime.
Day 3: Farewell, Columbia (and the Hockey Puck Bagels)
- 7:00 AM: The Complimentary Breakfast, Part Deux: I knew what to expect. The hockey puck bagels were definitely still available - I thought I'd be ready for it!
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Packing (and the inevitable struggle to get all the toiletries back into the tiny travel bag).
- 9:00 AM: Check out. They asked me how my stay was. "It was…an experience," I said. (They probably hear that all the time.)
- 9:30 AM: Hitting the road. I see a sign that says: "Don't worry, be happy." I roll my eyes.
- Emotional Reaction: Leaving Columbia, I feel a strange mix of relief and a touch of…sadness? Maybe I missed the mark. Maybe I could have done more. But hey, I saw a squirrel try to steal from a bird feeder, ate some decent tacos, and survived a Residence Inn. That's a win in my book.
Final Assessment:
- Overall Vibe: Beige. But cozy in its own way.
- Would I recommend this trip to a friend? Well, it depends on the friend. If they're looking for a relaxing, predictable getaway? Sure. If they're looking for a wild, exciting adventure? Maybe not. But sometimes, a little beige is exactly what you need.
- Next Time: I'm bringing my own bagels. And maybe a better WiFi booster. And a whole lot more snacks. Oh, and a life coach.
- Grade: C+. Could be worse. Could be a lot worse.
So, like, Residence Inn Columbia – Worth the Hype? (Or Just Another Hotel?)
The free breakfast was a lifeline. I mean, free coffee, waffles, & scrambled eggs? That's adulting GOLD right there. Don't judge. I can live off coffee and waffles, and I almost did. But here's where the "meh" kicks in. The gym? Small. Like, "two treadmills, a bike, and a prayer" small. And the pool? Looked inviting enough, but I never actually went in. (Judge me.) Overall? Solid. A good place to recharge on your Missouri adventure. Not life-changing. But not a total flop either.
Room Size: Does a Human Being Actually Have Room to Breathe?
It's honestly a huge relief. Especially when the weather doesn't play ball, as it usually doesn't, you can actually *function* in your room. Which is a beautiful thing.
Breakfast: Free Grub or Utter Disappointment? (Be Honest.)
My biggest takeaway? It's a lifesaver when you're hung over from the night before, or even better, before a *long* travel day.
Parking Nightmare? Or Smooth Sailing? (Because I HATE circling a parking lot.)
Location, Location, Location! Is It Actually Convenient?
Cleanliness: Do the Sheets Actually *Feel* Clean? (Because I'm a germaphobe, low-key.)
The Staff: Are They Actually Nice (Or Just Faking It?)
The Gym & Pool: Worth a Look? (Or Pass?)
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